I wish I could star this a thousand more times.

What Do You Call Your Mom?

I love every bit of this! We need more Olympic shenanigans like this. Every Olympic host should air out their international grievances this way.

Most plans no longer allow after-tax money (which is different than Roth contributions).

Cool story, but isn’t it a little weird to ask someone live on television about their service dog? Wouldn’t be weird if a physically injured vet in a wheelchair was interviewed about the wheelchair?

Just stopped by to say I just received a $36 refund from Nordstrom for a sweater I bought my fiance for Christmas. I completely forgot that I signed up for Paribus, got an email last night, and received a confirmation email this morning from Nordstrom.

While also not espresso, its still a fantastic coffee maker I use everyday!

While also not espresso, its still a fantastic coffee maker I use everyday!

I was thinking of the non-penalty variety, but forgot about the second part to the rule.

I was unaware of that, thanks!

High sticking?

I used to work for a mutual insurance company and we regularly wrote +$1 million policies. Yes, we looked at risk more closely than a large commercial company might, but we were happy to have them on the books if they were clean.

Oh man, 413 stars and I don’t get the joke. This is like the time I didn’t know about the Mannequin Challenge until after Jerry Jones...

Thank you very much!

Thank you very much!

I see this all the time, but am too lazy to research it. Please explain.

I see this all the time, but am too lazy to research it. Please explain.

*a slight laugh, and then a grim realization*

Less than this:

Less than this:

Anyone know of a good candle company that is somewhat reasonably priced? My girlfriend loves candles, but only likes the strong scents of the crazy expensive crap...

Anyone know of a good candle company that is somewhat reasonably priced? My girlfriend loves candles, but only likes…

*Talladega Nights joke*

Or “Eagles receiver” and “caught”

I’m guessing this is a poem reference, but I’m too lazy to look it up. Anyone wanna fill me in?