The Chicago burbs have full-size Mr. Goodbars for sale at the check-out lines in Jewel, one of our major grocery stores. Lots of convenience stores do, too. Years ago I saw full-size Krackels in the wild, as well. Would love to find those again.

I’ve had actual mezcal, and yes, it does taste different. I wouldn’t say smoky, though. More ... earthy? Woodsy? Brown? Something like that.

That gaping maw tho.

I let out an audible gasp... in the worst way possible. It looks terrible.

you need to watch What We Do In The Shadows ... not everything you want but file under Vampires Behaving Badly

Every time I see a movie where someone running around in skin-tight shiny hotdog skin:

“It’s not that white people don’t care about their friends. It’s that they don’t think about racism. White people are immune to white supremacy so they don’t even consider that some of us are racism-intolerant.”

I don’t think most white people are racists. I think most white people don’t think about race because they don’t have to.

In my experience, traditional chicken pot pie is exactly that. Basically a chicken stew inside a pie crust - with a top and bottom crust.

Aldich looks almost exactly like my 16.5 year old baby!

Max is majestic. He reminds of Rita from Animaniacs.

Shelter Catstravaganza!

Is that all?  That is, is that their sole contribution?

Damn, there goes another series before I had even heard about it.

Shocking! The celebrity version of That Artsy Guy in Every Dorm with an Acoustic Guitar Who Wrote a Song About You (aka, That Guy in the Women’s Studies Class Who’s Just Really Amazed by How Powerful Women Are) turned out to be a creeper. Never would’ve seen that coming.

Clearly the older one is what Crispin Glover would look like if he actually aged, which apparently he has chosen not to do.

Each can should have 239 beans in it, one more than that would be ‘too farty’ hehehehe.

Hey, remember that time Deadspin said the men’s team doesn’t support the women’s team?

The quick drying cement is less disgusting.