Yes, I remember, I had lasagna.

How about more of The State?

Yeah right.

I mean, yes you’re sorta missing the point but also no, you’re not wrong.

Sam, according to Ziggy, there’s a 100% chance that this news absolutely sucks.

Yeah, basically every other Law & Order episode was an obvious reference to a real case (including at least one based on Amanda Knox’s case).

It’s Jeff Goldblum on your wedding day

My father (may he rest in pizza - he’d probably prefer a sausage, pepper and onion hoagie), traveled a lot for a living - and for fun. He was famous for being able to tell you that (example) “forty miles from the sixth exit off the Blue Ridge parkway is this incredible restaurant...” - and there was. And they…

Another bus will be along. There are schedules to keep. Even... in Columbia.

my dad was what you could call a pure scientist, a scientist through and through. he came from a family of scientists, two of his brothers were phds in chemistry and quantum physics. he was a medical doctor that got his phd in marine zoology after he retired. being scientists, they all had this peculiar frame of mind…

I was maybe 5 or 6 and we were down the Cape (Cape Cod) at my grandparents house having a small party, complete with cake. Dad says ‘This cake smells odd’... and I go to sniff it and BAM face full of cake.

I got about 10 mpg on the way home but I was also drafting semis lol

Annie Murphy is fed up in the official trailer for AMC’s Kevin Can F**k Himself

“Seriously, dude?” Ally asked after watching Brad eat buttered noodles off a paper plate for the fourth night in a row. She’s slowly expanded his culinary horizons since then, helping him realize the foods he “didn’t like” were based on opinions he’d formed as a 7-year-old. “Just try it,” became her mantra, and more…

And just begging for Kevin Bacon to legalize dancing again.

*was* a vile human being; he’s been dead 29 years.

What do you mean, “play?”

To be fair, who does?