Uhh.... How is it not called "E-Camino"?!

Food and soda in a gym. Do you want Morants? Because that's how you get Morants.

Hannah who?

Niki Lauda was witnessed. He shall ride eternal, shiny and chrome.

The point of FFP was supposed to be to prevent clubs that were just recently bought by nouveau wealth spending themselves way past what they could afford, incurring massive debts, and then finding themselves in administration or a decade of painful recovery when the new owner either ran out of money or bailed. This…

I think he’s upset by how turned on he is.

#humanhorse is a hashtag I am not going to click at work. 

It has 24 million views, and for good reason.

I hope that clip outlasts humanity, because it’s sheer comic brilliance.

One of the most famous Carol Burnett sketches ever is when Tim Conway went off-script and the rest of the castmates could not keep it together.

I just watched the four Crisis on Earth-X episodes, and I really, really liked the old man and the kid who combined into the fire guy, and thought, ok, I’m going to start watching Legends of Tomorrow...

I’m all for sportsmanship, however, doing the exact opposite of whatever John Terry tells me to do is far more important.

On the one hand, Crowe’s an asshole.

As a great man once said, “I’m so fucking tired of Draymond’s shit.”

If it’s more important for you to have an emotional “moment” than to have a fair outcome, go watch a fucking movie.  

Just so you know the baywatch on hulu edits all the wrestling music out of the episode where hulk hogan and randy savage have to save the youth centre from Ric Flair.

“Jay....sucking harder than he’s ever sucked.”

The sad thing about Gluten Free, is that it may not be.  The FDA says you can call a food this even it still has a certain level of gluten.  Many celiacs react at that level.  

“We serve gluten free products, but our kitchen is not. Please be aware of the possibility of cross contamination.”

“For a minute I got excited and thought it was cocaine or something.”