As good as this moment is, because of the recurring line, I would actually go with Steve throwing himself on the grenade. This scene shows his tenacity and willingness to fight the good fight - the grenade scene shows just how truly selfless he is. Plus you get the reactions from everyone around, including Tucci and…

Long Islander here! We actually just had our bill to outlaw “revenge porn” pass in February so this will be interesting to see where it goes from here.

Toepick!

That’s how you do sweeps week, son!

Madness. Utter, shrieking madness. If anything, they need more toffee.

Reeces Pieces beats them both

Okay, get your rocks and throwing arms ready: I think Reese’s peanut butter cups are overrated. The peanut butter part is delightfully salty and crumbly. But that chocolate is positively abysmal. Grainy, too sweet, not-chocolatey-tasting. Blech.

how fucking bogatroid that only one of these guys will get to have a shot to go all Kemba and lead his team on a deep run

Ummm...excuse me...*whispers*...the cheese is already done at that point.

Wrong. Any beer you have to bubble nitrogen through to give it some body is not the right beer.

Such disrespect for the legacy of Popeye Jones.

Literally me.

I audibly gagged at the thought of getting ready to go down on a sexy dude, only to be punched in the face nose by some stank hot dog dick.

It’s not just vaginas! There was a bodybuilder in my dorm when I was in college who basically only ate meat as part of some weird 0% body fat diet. He was stunningly gorgeous, intelligent, and charming. He got tons of one-night stand tail but could never hold down a girlfriend. Why? It was openly discussed (behind his…

Being a Russian ship, I expect we’ll have dash cam footage soon.

“As God as my witness, I thought turkey burgers could fry.”