Is there an address I could send some Neosporin to help with the leopard bites? (...I’m not sending Neosporin)

Please take your damn star. +1

I don’t know.. I tried the 10 touch strategy at a club last week..

I’ll let you know when my court date is confirmed.

I’ll jump on this a bit - Even if you think that there is no real difference between democrats and republicans (...which, I would disagree with), the only way that anything progressive can happen at all is if these two take and win the senate. Otherwise, literally everything that isn’t a rubberstamp of a GOP policy…

YOU TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT RUTABAGAS

Joe biden has no political capital. He’ll bend over backwards to make a deal with Republicans, and they’ll move the goalposts. It’s like the last 20 years haven’t happened and he thinks some 20th century deal making will work. With the same people who are literally suing the vice president to make him overturn the…

Not so much a “FTFY” but more of a “Felt good to type that”.

I’m aware, but I was trying to make fun of that trend by going freedom-extreme with the concept.

Owens added, “South Korea, Cuba, Iran, Greece, I grew up in Tallahassee, Florida… We’ve all dealt with the harshness, the evil of socialism and Marxism, and so we can talk from experience.”

Amazing that the original Freedom Force had a Blue Skinned Leader in the Comics, and here it’s all Thin Skinned Followers.

I finally figured out the Conservative tactic! Just attach “Freedom” to any concept and that automatically makes it good! “Freedom Factory” makes handcuffs! “Freedom Spam” and suddenly people start eating it! “Freedom Strippers,” now endorsed by your local church!

“I think they think they’re in high school. We’re in Congress.”

The fact that so many tears were shed over Penn State over a case that should have resulted in the entire school being burned down and the earth salted as a result is proof that we really put college sports way too fucking high when it comes to priorities. That was some prime Deadspin articles back in the day.

A Non-Racist Example of When To Brandish Weaponry:

“The FedEx driver was able to get away and call 911. Deputies arrested Bryant and recovered a pellet gun, which had no orange tip and was “indistinguishable from a real gun,” deputies said.”

FedEx isn’t the USPS, clown. You’re just as ignorant as any piece of Trump trash, and just as unworthy of carrying any sort of weapon. Sit your childish, cosplaying ass down when the war does come (I’m sure you will anyway), as true Patriot soldiers will have no use for you. Clown.

So, here’s yet another man, albeit a very intelligent, educated and well-read man

Having never lived in Pittsburgh or owned a penis - ‘poaching the egg’? I mean, am I missing something vis a vis the preparation of an egg in flavored vinegary water? Where does the correlation come into play? What am I missing here (besides peen ownership and proximity to the Ohio border)?

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