I went down the rabbit hole do so you don’t have to:

I’ve been slipping them a dollar or five when I’m out (pet food, man. My cats gotta eat. And online orders can take weeks to arrive).

This. This is the REAL reason white people are in the streets, demanding to re-open businesses.

I like the way you think.

Well, that’s the negative hot take. Here’s the positive one: I think it’s sweet that multiple people and private businesses are rallying together for the kids in these unprecedented times.

Gives me gas, tbh. 

I mean, if you need permission not to...

Already did.

Whoa.

YAASSS.

You’re comparing Mary J. Blige to Brittany fucking Spears? Mary J. Blige? Seriously?

Oh, you have a JD?

TWICE.

I don’t know Joyce. I’ve never met her. All I know (from your article) is that Joyce isn’t her real name.

Bless.

Rooo! Sorry to threadjack, but I haven’t seen you comment in a minute. How the heck are ya? 

Dammit, you've got me cackling over here. Have your star.

Sigh. I had to research Elizabeth Cady Stanton for a former job. Did you know she was friends with Frederick Douglass? They wrote each other all the time.

Hit the nail on the head.

It’s a damn shame how Ashley Reece’s article was treated on Jezebel, but it’s not without precedent. *cough* Kara Brown *cough*