Hi! Speaking of phones, did you hear that Trump is using an easily-hacked Samsung S3 or S4? https://www.google.com/amp/www.computerworld.com/article/3162103/security/trumps-unsecure-android-phone-highlights-common-security-dilemma.amp.html

Holy fucking shit, that asshole again. Yes, Mister White Man, plz tell us bitchez to shut up and let the important (read: white male) people handle things.

It begins.

Oh, shut the fuck up and move on, ashtray (I was trying to say already, but I like auto-correct’s choice better). You asked for proof, proof was provided. Now go back to your bridge and leave the conversation to the grown-ups.

Prove what? That we can use Google? http://www.afsa.org/ambassadorial-appointments-george-w-bush

Oh, my poor fellow Jezzies who get shit for being single... Hang out with divorce lawyers. You’ll get regular congrats on being smart.

Came here for that comment. Was not disappointed.

Wow. I can only imagine that you’re feeling pretty frustrated right now. You tried to offer your perspective based on your experience, and it looks like a bunch of people jumped down your throat.

Starring you cuz honey, I’m 40 and in the same goddamn boat. Graduated law school in 2010, and it wasn’t much better. Been giving 200% to unpaid internship after unpaid internship, employer after employer, burning out, and moving on to the next. I’m out of 200% to give. Now I’m working in a low-paying compliance job…

Ah, ha ha ha ha. You haven’t seen the latest Dispatch article then. Ohio is heading for a recession! Tax receipts came in 5% under estimates, and our employment rate lags the nation by 2%. Oh, and also, Fed regulators are fed up with Ohio charging sales tax on Medicaid services, so Ohio is looking to lose over $1…

Don’t. Just don’t. The commenters here know exactly what a medical abortion is. They’re just reacting to the practical reality of what is actually going to happen -i.e., women are going to try to engage in “self-help” at home when they learn that they have to pay thousands of dollars for the same procedure at a…

Ooh, challenge accepted.

My grandmother died Monday. We’re still doing Thanksgiving because my mother refuses to pitch a perfectly good turkey, but I’m dreading it.

So, C’thulu, then?

Not true. She actually went to prison for perjury. Don’t lie to the judge, kids.

Oops, I lied. 16 feet tall and $130: http://m.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=87336

There’s a 10-ish foot tall one out there, but he’s like over $100. I did see mini-Vader at Lowe’s.

No. That is just foul. Viva la sweet potato pie!

Fabulous. But you need a Darth Vader.

Part of the problem is, the pollsters were actually right: had it been by popular vote, Hillary would have won the election. Remember, Trump won the electoral college with 2 million fewer popular votes than Hillary.