pedanticpontificator
Pedantic Pontificator
pedanticpontificator

You know the Rock will take care of the environment. He can’t eat his 9 daily pounds of cod if global warming kills all the fish.

Yeah. I was legit suicidal this week. I haven’t felt that way in a long time. I wonder if doctors are seeing a spike in depression in their patients?

Democrat for Trump. Hello, racist!

Mississippi is a non-swing state that consistently votes Republican? That explains quite a lot...

Yup. Look into “The Great Dying.” We’re most likely not going to have fish within the next 5 to 10 years. Plenty of my friends have kids who may never know what fish tastes like.

Ah, see, since you’re not in the grey, I get to unleash one of my long insufferable discussions about “illegal immigration” on you.

I want that horrid human being to spell out EXACTLY what parental rights she believes are being violated. The rights of parents to abuse their children? The rights of parents to withhold medical care from their children (which is basically the same thing)? The rights of parents to force their children to live a gender

Oi. I used to work as a nursing assistant, and I was constantly tripping over wheelchair leg rests. My legs were black and blue all over. My family, friends, even my doctor suspected that my poor husband (then boyfriend) was beating me. I had to tell them all, “No! I’m just a huge klutz!”

Ha! Try south, too. Stark county is loaded with white teenage girls OD’ing all over the place.

All right, prove me wrong. Tell me how Bernie was going to do all of this things. Give me the full plan.

Right.

This will probably get dismissed, too, but I don’t care.

OMG, THANK YOU!!! Jesus Christ on a Pogo stick, I’m so fucking sick of these Bernie Busters arguing that Bernie would have won, and we should have just handed the fucking election to him. You know, like Trump suggested we hand the election to Trump. Because Bernie didn’t believe in campaigns, so it was totally

I am ashamed. Painfully ashamed.

Disagree - this whole country is really fucking racist. Here in the Midwest, folks generally know not to say this shit aloud, but they think it. Get a group of white people together who feel “safe,” and it’s like a flashback to the fucking days is segregation. People use coded language, but it’s pretty easy to figure

Fuck. Those. Bitches.

Ha! You don’t even have to be a judge! Or even a lawyer! Did you know that a football player served as a supreme Court justice? He didn’t do much. Poor man had no clue what was going on.

It’s not just that. It’s how incredibly unsafe the world is now. If I’m ISIS/ISIL/IS/whatever, I’ve got the best new recruiting video ever, and I’m planning a terrorist act that will make 9/11 look like the underwear bomber by comparison.