Yup. Hello, eight years...

Generally, it’s an old-ass term for anything conducted over “wire” - as in telephone wire or computer wire. Basically, they nailed them for discussing the crime over the phone.

Yeah. That’s my face after using Colgate toothpaste. We do not get along.

Carmex. Get the lady version that’s vanilla-scented, and do not EVER lick your lips with it on. Shizz is NASTY, but damn if it doesn’t work. I’m usually healed within hours of putting it on. It’s a drug store brand.

Oh, lard, yes. Southern Ohio.

YUP. Personally, I believe that one of the reasons for laws like these is to out the “line jumpers” - anti-abortion women who are perfectly willing to cross the line when they need an abortion, but go right back to protesting it once they’re done.

Hey! HEY! Watch it!

Did y’all see that this article made it onto The Daily Show? We’re famous synchophants now, you guys!

Eeeeewwww.

Agreed. Megyn Kelly is a very, very smart opportunist. She has quite the knack of knowing which way the political winds are blowing and adapting her act accordingly. It’s impressive, frankly, but still strikes me as craven.

Yeah. I watched it mostly to get through it. I still can’t force myself to watch season 7. So much bullshit. “Oh, look, we eat nothing but junk food, and we’re skinny with perfect skin! Oh, look, we’re rich but we can’t handle relationships and work without constantly breaking down!”

8 feet wide! How’s he going to swim laps in that?

“Obama.” No, asshole. His name is President Obama. PRESIDENT. Respect the office, respect the title, respect the man.

That basic book binding tutorial is fantastic, and I am going to use it! Thank you! I was hoping to sew some stuff, too.

I’m sorry to hear that you think that the article is stupid, because I grew up in a very similar environment to the author, and I thought he was dead on. I lived in a town that damn near died when its one business threatened to leave, but it was extraordinarily lucky to find another industry to step in.

Yes. Several. I highly recommend them - but make sure you do your measurements.

To make. Each gift has to cost less than $20.

Ooh, can we talk about craft + Christmas? My family wants to do a craft-themed gift exchange this year, and everything that I’ve looked at online so far, frankly, sucks.

Youtube is your friend. There are so many channels showing how to do various knitting stitches.

Starred. Yes, yes, yes. The president can’t get much done with an obstructionist House/Senate. It would be a great public service!!!