I would be more sympathetic to Grimes’s arguments if they weren’t an explicit admission of pay to play politics by an oligarch.

Im supposed to be replacing a shower head filter?

I guess you don’t understand. She was, AND I QUOTE, “Just trying to take advantage of the system...” Now where have you heard language like that before????? 

Don’t buy it, don’t keep it in the house, don’t feed it to them, they can’t develop the habit.

It’s a quality we share friend

I don’t know how much I impact what my girls like, but we just don’t have a lot of terribly unhealthy food in the house, so when they want snacks it’s usually something we can live with.

He’s literally mad that a Black woman is getting a deal. That’s it. She’s not doing anything illegal or even losing them money. Hell, there are entire reality shows dedicated to extreme couponing, where people will end up paying $6.35 for like $200 worth of stuff. A Black woman doing it is “taking advantage,” somehow,…

I can’t believe I am about to say this, but you really should check your privilege. There are a ton of people in this country who can only buy houses that they can afford, not that they want.

News flash: I am not. But i do return my grocery cart to the designated stalls in the parking lot. 

I dunno, that seems like an awful lot of work compared to just tossing everything on a piece of garlic naan:

No.

Everyone buying their first house needs a house consultant. Someone not a realtor with a vested interest in you pulling the trigger.

Allison, should we be worried about you? Passable margs, and shitty nachos on the same day? I would ask who hurt you, but it’s probably whoever put kettle chips in your nachos. That would mess me up, too. Get you some fancy mustard and take care of yourself.

Hi. I want to live in the city with all the conveniences of being close to everything. But I hate noise and people. Can I get the city council to force all the airports, grocery stores, sporting events, trains, and race tracks to shut down?

Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanks!

Probably better to question why child actors seem to disproportionately have substance abuse issues later in life. 

1. Difficult to know before it’s too late that your realtor didn’t help you identify questions you never thought to ask.

The thing that pisses me off most about those pants is how the cuff is on the knee and as a person who already feels stiff in jeans, this makes me woozy. 

So this is served cold, or luke-warm? Once the ingredients have been blended in your Magic Bullet, do they not have to be heated through?

Maybe she should spend some time organizing her website’s certs.

This is also useful if you have leftover carrots or other root veggies. I’ve made soup like this from leftover roasted carrots before and it has a nice richer flavor than just nuking them in the microwave.