Good to know Boaty is a devoted Takeout reader.

I think it’s their lettuce wash.

Your article is having an effect on the petition.  There is a list of people that have signed the petition recently by the signature total.  When I clicked the link to look at the petition, one of the first things things that popped up said “Boaty McBoatface signed the petition 3 minutes ago”.  So thank you for doing…

Considering how liberal and educated the folks in SF tend to think they are, and somehow immune to racism and discrimination.. Pay attention & think about these things happening in your city.

Anchor Steam can or Shiner Bock bottle? USA! USA! USA!

but then you wouldn’t experience the crushing depression of finding yourself staring at the frozen “Meals for One” section and singing along to a muzak version of “Africa.”

Our House (cooks the bacon on our street).

So the main takeaway here is to not invite kids to the wedding. 

I’m gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead!

Move over Jim Cooke, there’s a new illustration sheriff in town!!

As Kevin McAllister, executive chef at Café Robey in Chicago

It’s a small price to pay to convince people that you are a dragon.

Confession: I scrolled to the end of the article to see if you were saying goodbye! I hope I don’t have to read THAT article  any time soon! Thank you for all that you do! :) 

When I say worst of times, I was thinking back to the primary election coverage in general... The anti-clinton/Bernie Bro outrage was a little unbearable at times. I do love that the Root commentariat seems to have so much less drama than Gawker did. I was just a lurker back in Gawker days, and maybe I’m not on the…

It’s been banged around a bit, but it’s well built and very resilient.

It’s been banged around a bit, but it’s well built and very resilient.

Your coffee suggestion is disturbing. 

I’m so happy for you guys. I hope the whole Univision thing works out in your favor. One thing is still certain. If you’re writing, I’m reading. Do your thing, PJ.

Does the refurb Fusion Media Group show much wear? And is there any sort of warranty/return policy? I just have a feeling I’d get it home and open it up, only to realize the last owners really abused it.

Does the refurb Fusion Media Group show much wear? And is there any sort of warranty/return policy? I just have a…

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