I knew Botham from Harding University. He was a wonderful man and was respectful to everyone around him. He was adored by the community and was an active leader in chapel services where he would lead worship frequently. He was a member of two social clubs, one of them as an honorary inductee — on campus we call them a…

HOW, SWAY

Most new Moms would prefer to stay near their babies - I think the Jez article said “obsessed” - there are hormones and stuff; this is natural*, and good on Cardi for not being bullied, shamed or cajoled into missing important milestones ( or feeling safe) unless she’s getting some “this paid for your college” bank.…

If I’m going to eat like a bear, I’m scooping honey straight out of a pot with my hands wearing a red shirt and no pants

A 71-year-old man presented to the emergency department with a 2-day history of fever and excruciating pain in his left hand that had developed 12 hours after eating raw seafood.

I’d leave my newborn for a cup of coffee and jelly donut.

I know!!!!!!! I honestly love that about myself.

It’s rare, yes, but better than, say, Turok.

Around here we call it the “San Francisco Treat.” It’s pretty much all anyone in the Bay Area eats. 

I learned a very important lesson many years ago, and that is you never know when someone might have poisoned your shredded cheese, so it is always a good idea to try a little bit at random times to make sure it is still safe.

Put some of that cheese on a tortilla and microwave it. Then you’ve got a REAL post-midnight-6-beers-deep-not-wearing-any-pants meal.

I do it with tortillas. Used to use the huge flour ones, but since I graduated to 6' corn, I’ve been able to dial back the portion size.

NOPE. Haven’t touched chipped beef since I got out, not planning to change that in the future.

Don’t worry, as soon as that happens the GOP will launch a dozen new investigations into Hillary’s e-mails and Benghazi.

“If anyone is looking for a good lawyer, I would strongly suggest that you don’t retain the services of Michael Cohen!”

I have an uncle who works for Pillsbury. He told me that the company is trying to appeal to young people and capitalize on the whole Cards Against Humanity craze, so they’re changing the name from Funfetti™ to Clown Jizz™.

my attempt to google and confirm your suspicion did not turn out well for me or my search history

Totally fair, and if representation wasn’t SO lacking people wouldn’t have to beg to find it all in one film. We simply need more voices in more films (because seriously there’s certainly no lack of movies about rich white people or white midwestern farmers).

Imagine not knowing how he died until literally just now!