And thus on 6/28/2018, the cheeze ball warz began.

What am I doing with my life?

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This does not compute when I can get an entire barrel of Utz for like, $8.

Quantity over quality, the American way.

I agree that *most are too sweet*, but when it’s hot as shit out and I’m craving something coffee flavoured their espresso frap is pretty good. 

“In a 2005 60 Minutes interview, Rock said: ‘By the way, I’ve never done that joke again, ever, and I probably never will. ‘Cos some people that were racist thought they had license to say nigger. So, I’m done with that routine.’”

Because for a lot of people, cooking is a hobby and not a chore.

You’d be AMAZED how many white people take obvious jokes by black comedians and use them to say “how black people really feel” or to justify their racist behavior.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED 

that’s cool, I usually just look at bra ads online for pictures of women who would never speak to me, but you do you

Logic and bigotry and mutually exclusive. Unfortunately.

This study is a lie. I just took a bite of pizza, which I enjoyed, then asked a coworker to take a bite of my pizza, chew it, and drop it into my mouth like a baby bird. I did not enjoy the second bite as much as the first. Please issue a correction, posthaste.

One cup of black coffee only has 2.4 calories so you could drink 183 cups of black coffee to get the same amount of calories in a 16 oz caramel cocoa cluster frappucino!

This woman was an alien and you should have contacted the X-Files. 

I read it as the manager was reluctant to give them the refund and was like take your money and leave immediately! When the couple, rightfully, didn’t leave w/o their kids and didn’t “repeckt his authorateee” as cinema manager/god he decided to let the po-po sort it out with the now “trespassers”.  Some people get…

Pinche vieja racista.

Perfectly displaying the difference in the “incivility” of the conservatives and liberals: conservatives are uncivil to people based on who they are (ethnicity, sexual orientation, etc.) while liberals are “uncivil” to people based on their actions. 

No one is able to counter this guy in an intelligent way.

He sounds like every man who wrote for Gawker, before Inauguration.