Please don’t call Ivanka a cunt. That is an insult to actual cunts.

And it aint goin so well for them immigrants either!

When people are dying because they can’t get the health care they need, when kids are locked up in cages and being force-fed antipsychotic drugs, when our water is poisoned, when we betray our foundational principles to pad our bank accounts, f-k your inconvenience.

FYI pre-Columbian is right.

it was based on “Pre-Columbian [sic]”

surely there are easier ways to prevent scurvy than RUINING BEER

Sharpest cheese... lol! So obvious yet I am almost sure that I have never heard this before.

Mmmm... ruined orange juice...

Or, alternately, take a can of beer, take some orange juice, give it a splash of toothpaste and throw it immediately into a toilet. Beermosas are an abomination unto god, and was what that apartment building was up to riiiiight before Rosemary moved in.

Yes, the tactical taco tackle technique.

This mom is great.

I was gonna say I bet the girl is scared of her dad. I had a friend whose dad was a shithead cop who was fired from the force and he was a scary dude at home, too. 

Maybe it’s time to hold a White Stupidity rally.

Yeah, I am 100% sure he at least physically abused her, if not sexually. I’m gonna give her a pass here because she’s clearly terrified of this monster. 

Don’t. fuck. with. white. girls. PERIOD. As a mother whether I have a boys or girls, my children will not be associating with white girls (or white boys) like this and certainly not if their father is a cop. But I suppose maybe this was communicated to these kids and the common thread is teenagers don’t listen.…

Police only get fired when they piss off other police. If he didn’t respond to a road rage incident and another cop had to take the call, his name probably became mud in the department. The most shocking thing about this story is that Coleman didn’t get shot.

The most shocking thing about this situation is that Kovach was actually fired for it.

Hopefully they have Roseanne die because she didn’t have medical coverage after Obamacare was repealed. 

These are an “acquired taste”? I was today years old when I first heard of them and I’d eat a brace of them this very second if I could.

I usually have a ton of leftovers when I smoke ribs or pork and this is exactly the kind of shit i do to keep from getting tired of them