Here he is looking slightly terrified as he’s being hoisted up in the air, Simba-style, by a furry.

Sugar Ray might have something to say about that! 

Nickelback is the only true answer.

But “Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong” is about Adam Levine.

Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong!

This is the chance the Spin Doctors have been waiting for!

The carpet should match the coach:

I really don’t understand why fans and the media are so negative about this team. Sure, it’s a bit of a rough patch but it’s a good collection of talent and smart coaches who just need to get things pointed in the right direction.

And Governor Mike Pence

People are always so concerned about making sure the other guy can’t win that they ignore their own victory. I’m sure that says something about the human condition.

Me: I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again...I love the Hornet’s court design. The honeycomb pattern, the teal and purple, the mascot. Perfect. Watching their home games/highlights makes me happy, even though I have no connection with Charlotte whatsoever. Kind of weird right?

You should do your homework and understand what you actually believe.

I can’t wait for next year’s sit down with Bill Simmons to review the Fast and Furious films.

Ah yes.  The “if it doesn’t affect me, it isn’t that big of an issue” approach.

To be fair, asking “Why would anyone choose to be a conservative?” is a VERY good question. 

I assume Nicki used #ArnoldPalmer because this story is only half tea.

You know he knows soccer because of the way he only refers to teams by things listed in the nickname section of their respective wiki pages.

Blues Players Just Straight Up Start Whaling On Each Other In Practice

Remember when Our President was smarter than most of us? And could read? And write? Remember what it was like to have an intelligent President?

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