“Look for me. I’ll be the bald fat guy”

Well I will just keep not doing it, then.

Thoughts and prayers for the Megadoodoo family.

“That’s the first time he’s done that this year.”

Keep the white rapist, fire the silly negro coach and bring in a tough-guy white coach to put the colored receiver in his place. Got it.

Ohhhh, you are one of THOSE “fire Tomlin” fans. Yes, please, lets get rid of one of the winningest coaches of all time where we are always a playoffs/super-bowl contender for 7 years worth of Chip Kelly type coaches. 

“Send him to me.”

This isn’t college. No disciplinarian is going to change AB. He is what he is. You’re either going to live with it or get rid of him.

I’m gonna just hang up my professor’s hat right now, because god damn, that’s better than anything I’ve produced in years.

announced in early November, then unannounced two days later, and finally un-unannounced after that

A Miami resident leaves temple early so he doesn’t miss out on a great deal?

So...even there you’re saying that he is better than Bortles at his best...and you think that helps an anti-Kaepernick argument?

Insert here the eternal reminder that Tom Coughlin chose Blake Bortles to helm a team with a Super Bowl quality defense over Colin Kaepernick the last two years.

Hey, he had a good day . Got to run around outside for a few hours, played with his friends chasing a ball. Overall he had a good day, yes he did.

it should have been ucf that got a chance to get railed like that.

The racism of Southern Europeans, aside from the obvious reason of it being racism, is extra revolting to me. Spaniards, Italians and Balkan people are often the target of Northern European racism and bigotry, yet there they are with their monkey chants and flung bananas. I cringe at my fellow Albanians who migrated…

I’ve found with a lot of the Google reviews I’ve looked at (driving schools, hair salons for example), majority had inflated ratings because people were given discounts if they left a good review. I too found Yelp much more helpful in these instances.

This evening, my friends and I wanted to really experience the feminist side of the internet so we went to Jezebel. There aren’t enough words to describe how awful it was.

All I want for Christmas is an Ivanka perp walk ...

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if they went with an actual Captain Planet villain.