It shows your parents may not have been the brightest. So it’s not always a bad thing to hesitate before giving them a chance.

Nothing at halftime is next level. That’s just, wow.

The Steelers are in Pennsylvania, after all.

About what though? She doesn’t eat there, honestly, so instead she just travels there to record herself doing this?

I just appreciate you noting you could have googled.
The spiky bits at the toe on a full shiny metal blade structure, with a boot that looks like a dress boot = figure skating. The spikes are a toe-pick, needed when spiking into the ice for jumping/leverage... notice any figure skating clips there’s usually a leg kick…

Because it’s Indianapolis, and nobody goes to Indiana on purpose.

He has also never seen live match in the leagues he covers. Anyone can watch something on TV.

Someone had to have made a ‘Schnucks reward’ joke about this. That is what this should be called from now on.

TL;DR: Entitled white male still doesn’t understand why he can’t be a dickhead to everyone else, without people being mean back to him. 

Does the Fox Sports coverage still have Varsha randomly cutting in over the actual commentators to jump to commercial breaks? I prefer Dario’s input anyway. I guess we’ll have to see..

But Suarez bit three people.

I’m not sure why this doesn’t have a few hundred stars (at least 50) by now.

I feel bad you have to sit through this every week.

SHIT ROLLS DOWNHILL.

If Ramos, you could imagine there being some sense of competition given Ronaldo’s Portugality- we’ll call it. Ramos and his national pride™ had beefs with so many Catalans over the years, to the point of there being so few in the side while he had the armband. Sure it wouldn’t apply to the rest of the international…

Considering most youths won’t be able to afford to buy cars without 144 month loans and 0% APR, it seems he is searching for a time when most kids had idyllic visions of “hitting the open road,” back in his day.

We should be talking about how international newspapers are covering how bad Witten is at his job in the booth. Opinion pieces sure, but they aren’t wrong.

I’m many days late but Forest Whitaker is a nice guy and should be given a chance. He was only mean in ‘The Last King of Scotland’ because he was ACTING.

Gregg Berhalter may be a mug, but he has Bundesliga connections. Where oh were do most of our brightest talents ply their trade? It’s a league that starts with “B.”

Why can’t most Americans see that letting immigrants (with their funny names) goaltend in hockey games creates a great sports story?