You ask a lot of questions without thinking about the answers.

Their grand scheme was to make it look like a simple break-in without theft, while cleverly disabling the internal alarm systems, and covering their tracks as best as possible.

North Korea plays it as much as we do. Says a lot.

It’s really not worth it. My wife does watch this tripe, and it kills me on the inside and the outside. 

keep in mind how not everyone labels themselves as YOU would see fit.

How?

How amazing would it be if everyone found out that a large majority of the “rich” in this country made their money by stealing it from others?

That was coldblooded.

The apple would have protected your innards the entire way through. Fruit serves a purpose: allowing us to eat other things we shouldn’t.

It can’t be bad for kids to get a bit of culture too. Could do a lot for maturity.

Continuing from our previous dumpling-based interaction... in which no dumpling has ever caused conflict...

Imagine how shitty Canada is. Colonized by every group that spells “color” wrong. Even the ones trying to get away from the other ones up there spell it wrong.

I have eyeb rows, but the quiz gave me hives.

Because comic book characters are not real.

But the point is not when they are little individuals inside of institutions. Many of us around here were in schools during Columbine. This shit has either 1) remained consistent 2) remained consistent, with greater media coverage, or 3) gotten worse since Columbine.

There has to be a joke there and perhaps borderline innuendo about previously taking melons to the face, at high speed. 

I swear that’s the stuff the internet was made for.

Might be useful if F1 ran ovals, but they don’t.

If a white person tweeted out #CANCEL_________ (insert color-based ethnicity), wouldn’t that be racist? And, if so, in what way is her tweet different?

I wasn’t talking about US law, I was talking about Facebook/Zuck.