Seriously?

“Any amount of cheese before a date, is too much cheese.”

Man, those Cops. They sound like a great group of people.

operating in the basement even HAS a basement

What the hell are you on about? Non-US citizens aren’t beholden to US law, especially if they’re posting from their own native countries. So that part of your argument makes little sense, honestly.

Perfect analogy given the mental age of many of them.

Fine..

It’s okay, if only because we know the car is insanely ugly, the person “driving” it probably cheated on their driver’s test (because, Prius), and both of those things equate to stupidity levels on par with slamming and stancing.

But you can always unplug it, reset it, or do things in real life where failure actually does matter.

I feel like he has a slight limp before going to the bench and destroying more stuff. Because he hurt his widdle toe.

You must be fun at parties, and in relationships, and when dealing with other people, in general.

A coworker back in the day got me into Look Around You and my life has been terrible ever since I stopped watching it.

+1 Eurovision trophy

B/Clown Sausage does sound more appetizing.

It’s tough, and all makes me tire quickly. I’m not geared up for all of this..I guess just need to take a seat

To be fair I was only trying to come up with something comparable to Mango Unchained (which I will be using from here on out). It took me a few minutes, no lie.

Oh shit, Betsy DeVoid. That..... :: applause ::

I did. The worst of the English, Scottish and Irish sheepfuckers all went to Australia.

Boner jammed, by sight of “Whitlock.”

… ‘Cause you had a bad day