One day I want to coach a team with an outlandish mascot so I can come up with an absurd motivational phrase.

For the benefit of those that don’t frequent Deadspin, this is just the the tip of the iceberg.

So Donald is still the creepy one...

Bless Pablo.

I hear there’s a stunningly beautiful bay in Cuba with a resort that has openings. You can even go waterboarding there!!!!

As one with a certified Bird Law degree, you’re right.

It’s amazing what a disgustingly oversized grille can do to the look of a truck.

When the “Leader of the Free World” happens to be a snake as well (and a recipient of donations from a member of that family) you shouldn’t be surprised.

The fact you take time to choose any of them to be your “favorite” isn’t exactly a redeeming quality.

might as well be written by Trump

The worst are those that (literally) work under banners of “Inclusion” and “Innovation,” yet do everything in their power (undermining minority employees) to ensure the office staff remains 95% white?

We have to stop enabling stupid people. 

This is why we need to take shit over and exclude them (just a few times) so they understand what it feels like.

GOOD.

This is awesome. FIFA helps with football.

What I don’t get with Conservatives is how they apparently think all institutions of higher learning are left-leaning, teaching all the LIBRUL crap (see also: Climate Change) but they’ll selectively and incorrectly name drop a university study, as if it’s fact.

...and if they do, they’ll assume the actions were necessary, because the person wasn’t white.

Yes! But...after 126 years it is finally changing. This is a small step, just like many of those that had to come before. Enough small steps do equal movement.

Now would be a good time to bring up the time Kardashian did the Hottentot photo, wouldn’t it?

You mean, not the ones that are broke as shit, dirty, poor, uneducated, and with no networking connections to GOP donors? They’ll still be on board with it all, even if they can’t tell you when their own families settled in America.