DING DING.

We could and should, but where do we put them?

We’d all be amazed to find out how talented, educated, and successful many migrants were in their homelands before some circumstance or political asshat ruined things for them and their families.

Additional Go Fast stripes and K&N stickers- but not the actual K&N filter...just the stickers.

For your own sake, change the emotion from anger to satisfaction, then laugh. It’s tough when there are this many idiots running around you, but be glad you are smart enough not to spend money on something you could get for free.

I hate Trumpians, and have never been to Memphis, but Baltimore is, in fact, a shithole. Most residents would confirm it.

When crooked cops get caught, I always wonder if they already know where to stand for their mugshots? Or does someone have to tell them?

Now I want to go to back to Austin. Damn you.

It’s about the amount of effort you’d expect someone to put into a concert at a videogame party.

Most things Shiner brews tend to lean German in terms of style, but your enthusiasm is allowed.

Until a 4Chan user explains it to them via meme.

You act as if voter turnout with this administration actually depends on humans showing up to the polls....

Her brother made money off the lives of soldiers, and American taxpayers with Blackwater (still looking for WMDs I presume).

1. Hitting my quota, and not sending friends to get more $1 dogs for me on Dollar Dog Night.

I can’t help but notice the decrease in “likes” as he continued on to explain why you can’t “accidentally” use a racial slur, and why it’s not okay to pick on LGBTQIA(+) people.

“YOU HAVE CHILDREN TOO, SARAH”

The breakfast dumplings with the roasted sesame seeds are potentially on par- if only because of the magical recovery powers in the morning after a night out.

is going to be a much bigger battle that I’m pretty sure no one saw coming.

I obviously do not know your ethnicity, and it almost doesn’t matter because I’m just happy someone can clearly see what’s happening, and how others are being mistreated.

Chip and pin availability has less to do with the fact that it is not common to pay before or, while eating unless you frequent Shoney’s or Burger King, or some classy establishment like that.