I know some people have complained about how much love Inside Amy Schumer gets from Jezebel but, as someone who doesn’t have cable, please accept my wholehearted gratitude for posting her clips! The woman is a genius and I love that Jezebel is giving her the shout outs she deserves.

True that. But there’s gotta be one of those overlapping circle graphs, where the center, the comic writer, is the nexus of skeeve. See: Woody Allen.

I’m 99% sure this is fake, 100% sure it’s making me think less of Clint because JJ is the last guy I’d pick as my house bff, and 800% sure that I would’ve been trying to get into Britt’s pants if I’d been on the Bachelor with her. I *know* what her issues are and I’d still let myself fall for it. Chris who?

Love you Bobby Finger. Seriously, I know you didn’t start This Week in Tabloids, but you’re the Chosen One for this feature - no one has ever done it better. But InTouch deserves a (potentially unprecedented?) ‘A’ this week! For doing actual journalism! For once, they didn’t make shit up, they filed a FOIA request and…

Basically the Queen is all, “Hire dozens of nannies! We’re royals!” and Kate is like, “I hate you.” Which means William was probably all, “Granny dear, would you mind easing up on dear Kate? She wants to be a mum to Charlotte in the way she pleases,” and then the Queen was like, “I swear to god, the men in this family…

The dress was white and gold and then I looked at it again and it turned black and blue am I having a stroke

Crews putting the patriarchy to bed.

Classical music geek, here. I watched the beginning of your video with the sound off and knew immediately that it was Eine Kleine Nachtmusik (I've performed it many times, with a stringed instrument vs. boobs, but your meter was spot on). So, ehrm — well done.

Sometimes it's best to err on the side of leaving strangers alone.

Jessica Williams is a treasure, and I hope she'll continue to be on The Daily Show for many, many years to come.

Don't feed the trolls, people. Ignore him.

Emma Watson is an incredible human being and the smartest witch of her age. I completely agree with her outreach to men to help us achieve gender equality. Men are also negatively effected by the expectations of their gender and both men and women would be better off with equality.

YEAH, CAITLIN DOUGHTY! (This is not a super appropriate response to this piece, but I just love her so much, I can't help it.)

"A Jezebel Commenter Was Given a Sub-Site, and You Won't Believe What Happened Next!"

They should give Jessica Williams from the daily show her own show because she is a DELIGHT! I would watch the hell out of that.

Betsey Johnson just out-Betsey-Johnsoned Betsey Johnson.

This is the Betsey Johnson-iest thing I've ever seen.

want.

goooooooorrrrrrgggeeeoouuuusss the cut, the flow, the colour. I adore it.