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I nominated it. It's a powerful makeup tool, but you have to know how to use it and when to stop. I agree that a lot of users take it too far, or get the hairy tarantula look because they wiggle the brush during application like a typical mascara, but you're only supposed to apply with vertical, direct motions. It

I nominated it. It's a powerful makeup tool, but you have to know how to use it and when to stop. I agree that a lot

No way would I be willing to shave all of the time to maintain that look though. Fuck that.

Female who plays golf occasionally here. I wasn’t aware that I hated golf until a man told me what I was feeling. Thanks for letting me know! Without you telling me how to think and feel, I would have said that I liked it and that I really enjoy helping my handicapped grandpa get around the course so that he can still

The airport in Paris is miserable as well. I was flying from LAX to Milan and had a short layover in Paris. Our flight made it a little bit late, but I was with a large group that made up over half of the charter that was going on to Italy so they waited for us. Luckily a woman that worked at the airport showed up to

Oh my gosh yes, I had to as well. I hope it isn't. I wish they'd just sell it in Ulta or Sephora of something.

But it's definitely not for your every day wear. I try to wear makeup as little as possible to work because I feel like I'm wasting it working in a dev department. On the rare occasion that I bless them with

Oh my gosh yes, I had to as well. I hope it isn't. I wish they'd just sell it in Ulta or Sephora of something.

But

It definitely takes practice and you have to seal the fibers REALLY well with the step-one stuff afterward or between after each application of fibers if you're building it up. It was SUCH a bitch the first couple times I wore it out, but once I got the hang of it, my inner scene queen from 2006 was screaming.

It definitely takes practice and you have to seal the fibers REALLY well with the step-one stuff afterward or

Lol, there are like five or six fake accounts of me on Facebook by “fans” (guess you’d call them that) or “role-players” of my former internet personality. Good luck!

Ugh, I love Behind Closed Ovens, but shitty customers make me so angry. I've never worked in food service, but in my opinion, people that act better than someone else because they're doing a job you either can't or won't or don't feel like doing have a special place in hell waiting for them.

The people willing to do

Benefit's They're Real and Younique Fiber Lashes.

Benefit's They're Real and Younique Fiber Lashes.

Dude, as a Southern Californian, it was in the high 80F - 90F here on Easter. No one wanted to wear clothes.

This is horrible, but I can’t help but laugh at how men at the stadium now know what it’s like to be a women pretty much anywhere trying to use the restroom. ALWAYS LINES. Trying to use the bathroom at a club or event? Expect to wait an hour.

Bathroom lines are the worst. I feel for all of you.

I'm honestly surprised sometimes when I realize I'm wearing a lot of that stuff at work. I'm pretty sure everyone thinks I'm a witch or a satanist. But it's all so comfy, warm and usually black. XD

I caught our cat as a kitten living in a shipping container with all of is siblings and his mom with excess hotel furniture behind a hotel we stayed at for a special effects makeup convention in Los Angeles. They were going to call animal control and I wanted to save at least one. I hatched a plan involving bacon and

I switched jobs after graduating college because the owner of said company stole my food from right in front of me, verbally harassed me, paid me $2 less an hour than my male intern AND finally slapped me when I stood up to him about using lead-based inks on children’s clothing and got into an advertising agency which

Oh girl, check out DollsKill. It has an even bigger selection of crazy fashion! I exclusively buy my clothes from them now. XD

LOL YES! They just weren't right for my theme. The current line has golden bunnies for the heel with little bunny tales on the back, but they were a little too wild for what I wanted to do.

Also, if Gandalf can wear sneakers, YOU TOO can wear sneakers.

I'm doing an Alice in Wonderland wedding on Halloween and my dress is this amazing light blue drop waist gown (I'm short) and I got these shoes to go with it. (Irregular Choice)

Yeah, I thought it was a made up disease until I went through all of the testing for everything else and was told it’s what I have. A lot of doctors don’t even believe that it’s a real thing. =/ It really sucks.

I don’t take any during the day, but at night, about an hour or so before I want to fall asleep I eat 1/4 of a 100mg weed infused chocolate bar (Truly Edibles) or cookie (not sure of the brand). It makes me pretty sleep and gives me very blood shot eyes, but it dulls the pain in my joints enough to sleep and actually