NEOPETS bless you, let's all go play Meerca Chase, then stake out the Money Tree.

I also thought bless her heart and not in the nice way.

There's nothing quite like someone who says they work in mental health and have had patients suicide telling you that you should kill yourself, huh? As someone who has lost people to suicide, including one who hanged himself, I'm really sorry TheAdlerian said that to you. You don't deserve that kind of aggression.

Scott's assistant reportedly found her hanging from a scarf tied to a doorknob in her apartment in Chelsea.

he erased it. it said, "good thing i don't play croquet"

Tweet's not showing up. What'd it say?

Sorry, I take umbrage to the fact that fundraising is different. First of all, why is a place that is cash-poor spending money on something that AT BEST has a 4% conversion rate? That is wasteful spending.

Same here. I assumed it was just another version of "nodded off", and I wondered what was so scandalous about a tired mom falling asleep on a bus.

Not sure about all the hate for first and business class. They both give the airlines the money they need to operate. That 49 buck coach seat really doesn't bring in money, it is the top tier flyers and those that can afford the seats. I used to have to travel a lot and some times I only had time to pack up my…

Definitely this. I'm sorry you're in pain and that people add insult to injury by making assumptions about your legally prescribed and properly dosed medication. I agree that this article is very one-sided (eg. I don't see what PSH's heroin overdose has to do with treating cancer and arthritis patients). This seems…

Eh. As someone with chronic pain who needs to change medications out of fear of too much acetaminophen, can't say I mind. It's not as though the only people who utilize these medications are those abusing them. And yes, there are many similar medications out there. Unfortunately, every pain condition and patient…

hold up, what? Zohydro aside, you write this like everyone who uses pain pills is a drug addict.

And, I hate to throw this out there, but if this were a woman, would Ms. Crosley have felt good putting this out there?

I'm quite uncomfortable about this, too. He tried (assuming this is real and not click bait as per usual...I'm not clicking the link). He thought it was worth a shot and he tried. Good lord, most of us would never have the nerve because we'd be afraid of people laughing at us. And here we are laughing at him.

Why are you comparing this man to Denzel Washington and Don Cheadle, rather than a Johnny Depp or Benicio Del Toro?

See, this is what I hate about celebrity and sites like Jezebel sometimes.

Maybe because it's staring me in the face, but when did their mannequins get nipples?

"But what does Her Majesty think about scrunchies?"

Are you out of your mind??? Fresno is not a small town. It is huge and it's pretty much the meth capital of CA. Also it's like 103F for weeks at a time. If you're not from CA you might think that sounds nice but it's about 4hrs from any body of water so it is a dry desert of pain. Also, "agriculture as far as they eye…

I love Nicole Richie a stupid amount. She is never not funny.