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...or according to Dax Shepard, lower sneezes.

And I’ll take Anal Bum Cover for $1000, Alex.

you are so right - her tweets are such a hot mess visually that reading them seems like so much work. and more often than not, there’s no payoff.

Postmaster General?

We women go through an entire pregnancy carrying a baby...of course it only makes sense that we get something amazing to show how amazing we are! LOL!

No words. Thanks for sharing, Mark.

Why does Mary Katherine Gallagher spring to mind?

But what if Kate is their cover? And it’s actually Goldie in the bathroom stall with the coke and the boy?

oh my. i didn’t catch the backwards spelling of heaven. that’s .... interesting. do appreciate the clarification; thanks!

kriminy! is this kid’s mother/father a kardashian?

never seen that one! uow do you pronounce it? neva? neevaah? nivia?

Can she even spell hypocritical?

Or, for someone math-challenged like me, take 10% of the bill and double it and maybe add a li’l extra. Surely even the most math-challenged can calculate 10% of any number. Surely...

Or just simply, she’s a white lady who semingly lied about her race. Why? Mental illness, obviously. I mean, who DOES that? No laws were broken. Wait, it’s illegal to provide false information on a federal or state application. Does that apply to the private sector as well? Do professors complete an job application or

Beyond the rhetoric, THIS is the most basic fact of the abortion debate. Equal pay? How about we start with equal control over your own body.

Won’t someone think of the children?? and the environment. Yeesh that's alotta trash.

Same here. Can. Not. Stop. Watching. Secretariat. It’s definitely goosebump-inspiring. One of the all time great moments in sports history for certain.

Gorgeous color too

I thought THIS was JLo! My internal narrative as I read the descriptions: broke away from nude cutouts. Check. Magical fairy princess. Eh, princess? Ok, fine. Check. Gilded star detailing. Are those stars, where are my glasses? Oh well, Check. And the... Joan Smalls is draped ... wait..... What now? I thought...wait.

Heaven? Why wait? Let’s throw them in a cage match, stat.