I LOVE that Celebitchy and other sites are calling them “Tiddles.” It just perfectly encompasses the smarmy, saccharine, basic-ness of it all.

So I feel the need to share this with other Martha fans. Anybody else remember Martha By Mail? Long before the internet and such, she operated a business via catalogue and phone. Anyways, Saturday I was at a thrift shop and found her yellow ware three piece mixing bowls. The entire set priced for $8. I nearly screamed…

Also - ‘vile necklace’? *sigh*

Batter up! Hear that call...

Ah fuck me. I’m an idiot. I totally read that as him saying she was planting the story to make Depp look bad. Too late to delete I think.

‘i’ll take the rapists for 300'

I know I say this on every wedding-related post but you guys I miss I Thee Dread :(

(i still like this show), she says, sotto voce while exiting the room.

Not as mean spirited as allowing Reagan to continue as president while suffering from dementia.

just stopping by to say RIP i thee dread

So do all the people waiting in line behind you for just black, three sugars.

@Ingrid Michaelson: Your barista hates you.

@Adam Pally: Or, they said who is this patronizing little pisher.

Karrueche and Gigi, will you please step forward...

I read a fascinating article in The Atlantic about how this all really happened because President Obama shook Raul Castro’s hand at Nelson Mandela’s funeral. I had no idea Mandela and the Castro brothers were friends, nor how much Cuba supported the Anti-Apartheid movement.

Actually, I think he’s completely woke. It is a double standard. No woman or man should be subject to catcalling.

Ok, it wasn’t mentioned at all on the other article either, but was it just me and my sister who seriously couldn’t hear anything? I wouldn’t know if she repeatedly said “negro” or not, because I couldn’t hear a damn word anyone was singing.

Camilla reminds me of a wet dishmop. I will never forgive her for breaking up Diana and Charles.

Actually, yes, it’s interesting if you are a royal watcher. It’s a historic and beautiful piece of jewelry that was not just Diana’s, it goes back 150 years, and hasn’t been seen in over 25 years. There’s a huge association with Diana and most everyone was not expecting Kate to wear it for many years, even decades.…