Why does a newborn baby need a Twitter account? I'm 32 and I don't even have a Twitter account.

Kuarantine.

Loving that you put this up after the Kardashian push present post.

What are you talking about? These movies are so gloriously cheesy and stupid. It’s so nice to have these fun, over the top movies that don’t take themselves seriously. Sure the stories aren’t great but hating these is like hating nachos and cheese.

Yeah but eventually they’ll just put the kibosh on the spinoffs and focus more on politics.

And what will I do without BCO? WHAT WILL I DO?!

that jean grae tweet is “chuuch”

This was one of my favorite outfits of the night. She rocked that suit!

Black tie wedding on top, shotgun wedding on bottom.

And yet, I am not. I forced somebody to pay for the services they received and even gave them a receipt. By the letter of the law, I may have stolen, but nobody in their right mind would prosecute.

oooh, you are clever!

Her eyebrows are Lady Mary-esque and I’m jealous.

Meh. I stopped watching a little while after they began that ‘people-can-vote-on-social media’-thing. The ‘interesting-looking-girls’ stopped winning, and the traditionally beautiful began, eventhough they were horrible. I always felt like the one person you were rooting for, the one who was a bit different (Ann,…

Actually, it’s Ms. Chanandler Bong.

Fuck it, I don’t want a mouth full of grease/oil. That’s why I blot that bad boy, not because I want to delude myself into beleiving I’m some how saving myself calories.

“She even started saving for gender reassignment surgery at the age of five.”