the only thing worst than a list with insane wishes is the kid who just says "I don't know" when asked to make a list. If you keep that up Santa's going to get you a new cordless drill.
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Now I'm imagining the ridiculously adorable conversation Amy Poehler had with her kids where she told them that if someone was trying to take their picture, it was totally okay to just be silly and make funny faces at them.
Honestly, now I feel a compulsive urge to buy LV.
Oh Britney. Please please please please meet a nice boy from Louisiana and fade happily into obscurity.
Lose vs Loose.... arrgghh. Is it that hard?
But what does it mean? I have no idea what's going on.
Cool. I used to play pub trivia a lot, but all my friends got too old (and they never liked it much anyway). This might be a good substitute.
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I know! And so what if this particular cover isn't amazing? Her cover of "Swingin' Party" is haunting:
Am obsessed with Lorde right now. She's got some pretty brilliant producers, too, who are catching her unique style and voice and showcasing it perfectly (shout-out to the people behind the scenes who don't have great hair and cheekbones and mesmerizing cat eyes).
Oh, this sounds fu-... iPhone. Dammit.
A floor level tub just makes me pretty positive that I'd fall right in it trying to make it to the toilet in the middle of the night.
12" Tongs with Silicone Heads, $14.99, OXO
My best kitchen supply is the man who does all the work because I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing in there.
My friend and I went as Florence and the (washing) Machine.
I love Pulp Fiction and have been waiting for Halloween all year to make my Mia Wallace post-adrenaline shot costume.
hahaha.
You're asking where everyone took their shits in the Iliad. Just don't worry about it.
Madeline, Imma let you finish, but the best Jimmy Fallon news ever is that JESSE AND THE RIPPERS WILL BE PERFORMING ON THE SHOW ON FRIDAY