"Hey, could you be careful with that pen? I don't want to get any ink on my arm."

It's Friday. I am not clicking on a link where the URL involves 'traumatic insemination' until Monday, at least.

A) How nice looking!

Justice would be served if young Emma is made to ride a bike exclusively for a few years.

Hahaha, people be strange... that's all.

Whenever I descale my coffee maker with vinegar, the smell makes me nostalgically think of Easter eggs.

If someone "helped" that plant explode it would mean this is a WAY bigger story than Boston and we all basically ignored it. Interesting.

Channeling Jada Pinkett-Smith's patented red carpet face here.

Was there supposed to be a "This post sponsored by" notification on this one?

At first I was like this!!!!

KStew is better dressed than K Middleton? Have they SEEN KStew's outfits?