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I was in Parma, Italy, my first time abroad solo. I was fuckin STOKED. I had my older brother’s hiking backpack stuffed full of shit and Italian 101 under my belt. I had just flown in and had a few days to myself before my community service project started, so, naturally, I just starting walking around drinking and

the next one will create an alarm, the one after that will have a snooze

thanks for the reply!

Let’s say the Washington football team gets a #1 pick, and the surefire choice is some Andrew Luck-Tom Brady hybrid of impeccable whatever. Franchise-defining type of guy. And the dude says, straight up, that he will not play for Washington (deeper hypothetical is he, or his girlfriend, or his adopted family, is

BUT IS HIS LEGACY ELITE

eh, the hate from the fans is meh.

wow! awesome hit of history! thansk for that. also, man, the typos in my first post...oof.

the anecdotal interpretation is Chocoloate City’s football was the last to hold desegregate, and the Cowboys were one of the first, and so a good chunk of the city’s black residents shifted their fandom there

a million years ago I worked for a weird little high culture/fashion mag in Michigan and one issue we did we had a cover image Carmen Electra (remember her?) and that was it. No interview, not even an editorial spread inside. They got her for a cover photo and that was it.

+1 extra hour of stretching allotted

interesting! I haven’t heard anyone make an explicit tie-in between LeBron and the new TV deal. Can you elaborate/link me/write up 2k words on it by this afternoon?

as the owner of a single testicle I can tell you that women almost never notice that fact

troll bon mot*

My partner studied abroad in France years ago and she had quite the sexual walkabout and for some reason I am deeply jealous/insecure of that experience. She and I used to talk about previous sex partners/experiences often when we first started dating (I found it kind of hot). We’ve been married for two years so we

“...are we having fun yet?”

IN GENERAL PEOPLE ARE KILLED BY PEOPLE THAT LIVE NEAR THEM. THE VAST MAJORITY OF WHITE PEOPLE ARE KILLED BY WHITE PEOPLE.

A literalization of the Kenneth Goldsmith travesty

+1 Boss Cause