WAIT. I kinda love this.

Sons of the Confederacy are really upping their recruiting game

good: ass kinja

OMG but he totally DID comment off the record god please tell me pleeeeeeeeeease

I thought something similar.

And YOU get a star!!!

you get a star! and you get a star!

http://www.uchicago.edu/

here’s my stoner call out tale:

as an undergrad, I would pull all nighters at the library by 1. getting stoned 2. picking up a trashy pulp fantasy novel in one of the racks atthe front of the library and 3. passing out in an arm chair.

this made me sad

+1

love,
a michigan man

In before people respond with relevant stories: I got outed from my middle school Geography Bee in the very first round. The questions was something like, “Vietnam is situated on a body of land that is surrounded on three sides by water. What is this called?” and I just completely froze. I absolutely knew what a…

always the orioles

It’s still unclear if, as this plays out, words will be mightier than de Swardt.

the john legend/toys’r’us bit was solid

hah! (never seen that before) he’s doesn’t pull off the acting, but props for said chillness

the enemy’s gate is down

awesome, thank you for getting me up to speed

thanks!