You need to tell your wife and her union to fire the person at CALPERS who gambled all the teachers retirement into Tesla stock (if this is true). They make no profits. That means there are no future cash flows to even extrapolate its true value.  Even hedge funds are not so crazy to dump all their money into one…

In every sense of the phrase, Mitch McConnell has forgotten the face of his father.

The farmers are NOT happy. Most of them have lost major bucks on their soybean harvest. If 45 thinks they will tough it out until next season and still back him then he can think again. 

“The paid D.C. protesters are now ready to REALLY protest because they haven’t gotten their checks - in other words, they weren’t paid! Screamers in Congress, and outside, were far too obvious - less professional than anticipated by those paying (or not paying) the bills!”

I notice you (correctly IMO) defended James Gunn despite the things he said years ago, so I don’t see why South Park should get that kind of criticism for things they said years ago.

A pretty good chunk of people of Indian descent came out and said they had no problem with Apu. A “comedian” who is throwing shit against the wall for some desperation attempts at fame feigning outrage at a character that was a good husband, a great father and a smart & successful businessman is pretty transparent.

My goal in life as an adult is to not get invited to Halloween parties.

When I host a party though and afterwards there are 35 half used bottles

I am really surprised that someone A) asked if he can wear the same costume to 2 parties (yeah, if it were a woman, i would understand it more), and B) a person has already more than one Halloween party lined up.  

Their sense of style is in alignment with the current silly trends.

I know! Let’s take this mechanical thing, which brings you joy when you operate it as designed, and customize it so you can’t operate it as designed!

While there are many things that aren’t my cuppa, I’m down for most anything automotive until is ceases to be able to perform the most basic function of its existence. This goes for bro-dozers so jacked up they are unusable as trucks just as much as it does for cars so stanced they can no longer drive on what appears…

+1 for wonky

You expected man-bun to make good decisions?

There is, it's called Japan. 

Pushing using an open trunk lid... bad decisions are universal.

I really don’t understance why guys do this.

At the risk of sounding like my grandfather, there are some fads I just don’t get and this would be one of them. I mean, do you hate ball joints that much?

Most entrants didn’t specify a category, so I picked one depending on my fleeting whims and desires.

How else would we get all these harrowing tales of trying to find a phone charger in the middle of Nebraska or Jane-Goodall-like descriptions of the fascinating rituals of rural folk? I’m just dying for more musing reflections written from the perspective of an aging rich liberal wondering if he may have missed the…