WHAT. THE. FUCK?

Does this mean that Avenatti can bring Kavanaugh in as a witness?  That’s a cross-examination I would very much like to see.

“Of course I work here! Don’t be so foolish! No, the marijuana is disposed. I’m totally not taking it all home and smoking fat doobs, brah.”

Jokes on them; that scooter would easily fit in that boat.

Same with Bojangles...we have 3 in my town; one is consistently shitty, one is consistently great, and other I haven’t eaten at in 10 or 15 years.

$15 for a burger?  At Cook-Out you get 2 burgers, fries and a drink for $5.

Also a Prelude, though it’s not actually an Acura:

Remember that the guys who grew up loving these cars are now in their 40's, which is when you’ve pretty much got your life figured out and you’re working in middle-management.

I was just about to point out: all cars in the US have ambers in the front. ;)

I mean, it has less than 40k miles. A person looking for a vintage Supra would have to be on the Crack Pipe themselves to pass up a deal like this.

I’ve definitely seen some turn signals that flicker, although I guess it could be a bad ground or something.

Where do you live?

Because Trump supporters are too fucking stupid to remotely detonate an ordinance.

In NC, a cop told me that as long as an ID is within 90 days of it’s expiration date, the store is required to accept it. (we’re also an ABC state)

ABC does the stings in my state, but yeah, they use actual underage people to buy the booze, otherwise it isn’t a crime.

You’d still have to sell to a minor...ABC does stings in my area every-so-often, and they always use a minor (probably a kid with a pending court case) to purchase the booze illegally.  If you sell to someone that’s of-age, it doesn’t matter if they have ID or not, because it’s not a crime to do so.

Depends on the state; in MN, liquor can only be sold in liquor stores, and it’s illegal for people under 21 to enter.  It’s different for grocery stores where you can buy beer, though.

Yup; it doesn’t matter if you suspect the customer’s going to give the booze to a 5-year-old as soon as they leave, because it’s up to the customer to make sure that it doesn’t get into the hands of a child, not the employee.

That’s actually not true, at least nowhere in the US.  Even if you’re just giving alcohol to your own child, it’s illegal.

Just so we’re clear, Trump meant that he had to get an intern to put his tighty-whities on for him.