Wait, I’m supposed to have my life figured out?! Shit.

Sweet baby Jesus, that music is awful. I thought I was on hold with an insurance company.

So why didn’t they cite him for that in the first place?

How hard is it to find a law that states an unregistered vehicle can’t be used on the road? Unless of course a mobility scooter is exempt from that law, and that exemption doesn’t exempt mobility scooters that are pulling boats.

That’s correct. And I’m pretty sure only the FBI can define the scope of that investigation, but it absolutely has to include Kavs.

What place that’s available statewide would you suggest, besides those?

I think Popeyes is hugely inconsistent and very franchise specific. I haven’t had much Bojangles.

For greater fun, wait until he arrives at the dock and confiscate the scooter so that he no longer has a way to get his boat back home.

That will get you two Big Double trays with shakes. Eat one for you and eat one for me. 

“Hold my beer” implies handing over his beer, so I’d say no, he’s never said that.  “Watch this” on the other hand...

Seriously. Just keep an eye on him while the department looks through the code.  If they can’t find something by the time he gets the boat to launch, he wins.

I’m guessing this man has uttered the words “Hold my beer and watch this” many times in his life. One of those was probably what resulted in the loss of his license in the first place.

No joke. People freak out when they see me towing a trailer with my Focus ST. Which is funny, because I can loaf along at 60 MPH in 6th gear, up a 6% grade with a 14' enclosed trailer, while the Ram 1500 next to me towing nothing is doing the “DOWNSHIFT-upshift-upshift” game all the way up the grade. Before the FoST,…

The local police, according to the outlet, are still deciding what the charges should be.

“the gun Wayne was flashing was actually a BB gun”

Shirt on the lady to the right. That appears to be a Day Of The Dead skull.

May I present just one more reason?

“Officers determined that the gun Wayne was flashing was actually a BB gun and found that the two people who appeared with Wayne in synchronized black skull t-shirts did not break any laws besides a few fashion rules.”

A reminder that there are only 2 reasons why I would be in North Carolina:

You gotta love that she’s wearing a shirt inspired by Mexican culture.