Man, when I saw that Talon... good God I can’t even vote for my own car with that one on the ballot!!!  HKS Turbo Mods are like 90's crack.

I was expecting 80s graphics and factory decals for the “best livery” category, but most of those are just factory paint. Guess I should have emailed Mike with my plain, clean, stock appearing car. Oh well....

Call me crazy, but I can’t find where to vote.

The steering wheel is a 1980's wood Grant GT that wouldn’t look out of place in a car driven by Jerry Butler, the porn star. Surely you’ve heard of him.

You gotta remember how delusional the Democratic establishment is.

Any potential reputation she’s trying to gain as a ‘serious’ or ‘bipartisan’ candidate flew out the window when she talked about how the UN was really laughing at Trump out of love and respect.

Just like the new Blazer. Talk about meh car Monday.

She probably got tired over the last few weeks of all the other ambassadors constantly laughing at her while mockingly saying “Don’t feel bad Nikki, we’re laughing WITH you out of love and respect.”

I see what you did there with the horse pun. 

This comment needs more stars.

You dont need AC because your gonna be too goddamn cool driving that car around already...

Surprisingly, the AC on a 928 is a completely standard automotive system and relatively easy to fix. It’s the fucking rest of the goddamn HVAC that sucks. A single bimetal switch (that is almost impossible to reach) gets bent slightly and the whole system goes down.

Spend 10 minutes on autotrader or any other online classifieds. If this is a running, driving, & register-able 928 its NP all day! These things don’t list for less than 5 digits these days.

I just hope he dies young. If it’s alcoholism, great. If it’s something else, also great. 

I’m not crazy about the alcoholic angle. There’s no evidence that he is an alcoholic except that he was a binge drinking frat bro dumbass in college.

There is someone with a f***ing gun shooting people and you actually take the time to SORT THE F***ING KIDS BY GENDER?!?!?!?!?!?

Right. If this is really meant to mimic a real life active shooter situation, it doesn’t matter where you go to take shelter. If this was real that student would’ve been dead. How about they worry about getting those kids safe than getting them into their gendered bathrooms, huh?

Well isn't this just 2018 in a nutshell. Also why does it matter what bathroom anyone goes in during an emergency?  Even a drill. Also kudos to the Equality Stafford person for being astoundingly patient in that second post.

Are they imagining that active shooter situations would devolve into orgies or something? Why the hell would gender even matter in this situation?