Remember that goofy kid with glasses that had a secret crush on the captain of the cheerleading squad, but never had the courage to ask her to dance?

Ouch!  A little unnecessary, but OK; you know more about pre-80's, handbuilt Italian custom coachwork than I do.  I concede.

Wow, that’d be a pretty good deal! Oil leaks around the rear-main seal are pretty common at that age, so that’s nothing I’d sweat about.

Sooo...a rip-off of the Wiegert-Vector W8 Twin-Turbo, but without any styling cues. Got it.

I don’t think he bought it new, it just happened to be a 1990-model Accord. Worded a little strange, but yeah, unless somebody gives you a receipt, there’s just no way of knowing if the timing belt’s been replaced on any given used car. Mine had the belt replaced at 170k, but the guy used some cheap-ass Chinese belt…

Exactly.

Are ya’ *hic* callin’ me *hic* a hick? *hic* ‘Cuz *hic* derm’s fightin’ *hic* words! *hic*

I’ve been doing brake (and now suspension work) on the rear-end of an ‘04 Camry with these exact wheels, and let me tell you one fucking thing about the lug-nuts; NO, they aren’t self-centering, you have to center the wheel over the lug-pattern. It’s not like they’re heavy or anything, but there’s no reason these…

You know why I’ve never been busted for selling narcotics?

I’m pretty drunk and I don’t have anyone to fistfight other than my little Yellow Tab, so @ me, motherfucker!

Somebody posted this awhile back here on Ja-popcorn-nik, but no reason you can’t enjoy!

WTF, Torch? I’m already putting half-a-hooker in my customers’ trunk, and now this shit?

Understand your workload and everything, but even at a flat $500, that’d save a lot of people headaches. Really nails home the point of getting an inspection done, or if you’re not familiar with the mechanics of a purchase, at the least get a fanboi to come with you to point out any potential flaws.

Or, just hear me out here...don’t fucking keep incriminating shit on your fucking phone!

Bio-metrics are a standard for any idiots’ iPhones at this point, and they’re still nearly unable to be hacked, so why not equip modern election equipment with a simple thumb-print scanner?  Nobody can tell me this would be a huge turd on the election-machine business.  I know what it takes to fake a fingerprint, and…

That’s what Twinkles said: “OH, IT’S GETTING DARK! WHY IS IT SO DARK! TELL MY DA”

That’s the bad part; dealers spruce up the interior and spray clear-coat over the entire engine compartment (they actually do this) to make it look all shiny and brand-new, but for under $5k, there’s a monster lurking in there. Ask McParland; sub-$5k dealer vehicles are meant to be shoved off on the first unsuspecting…

Nice Jalopin’ with you, guy. Please hand over your Jalop card and your free brown Volvo 1600 Manual Wagon.

That’s why we always use faulty jack stands; when the stripper gets crushed working on the rear suspension, you can grab her all you want!

I think here Avalons get the same price as V6 Camry’s, which is around $2k - 3k for the ‘94-ish models, whereas a similar ES300 can go for as low as $1k.