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All the Birches Call Me Big Poplar
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What, precisely, is Trump going to tell me that I don’t already know?  FEMA, state and local agencies already tell me everything I need to know.  What’s Trump going to do, send me Presidential Alert a week after a terrorist attack because the terrorist wasn’t a muslim?

Yeah, he’ll definitely need to be in airplane mode, otherwise those loud-ass headphones are just going to blare sirens directly into his ears at 120 db.

Sure, I’ll just grab that $200 I have laying around.

Actually, he’s been accused of rape by Swetnik.

Mark Judge, not Mike Judge.  Mike Judge is a republican, but I’m pretty sure he’s not a rapist.

That’s why I always bring a shape-charge, just-in-case.

Are people changing their condenser fans?  The condenser’s the part that’s usually replaced, but yeah, $80 or $120 tops.

Don’t forget the Fiat 500 and the Smart, as well.

I was skeptical going into the first season, but it’s a really great show.  The casting is excellent.

Yeah, I looked at buying one with the built-in touchscreen, but even used they’re Hella expensive.

Eh, I’m one of those people in that cross-section. $50 / month for Internet service (100 Mbps is actually the slowest plan Charter offers in my area) is something I can swing, but actually coming up with enough money to upgrade my motherboard, CPU, and video card would be incredibly difficult for me.

Thanks!  Just signed-up.  Hopefully I get picked, but I’ll have to wait and see.

How do you apply?  I’ve got a 100 Mbps connection and a somewhat old PC, so this sounds right up my alley.

True, but at least get some Ultimate DOOM going on, or maybe even some classic GTA!

The real crime is they’re playing Solitaire.  Dude’s need to Forkknife that shee-it.

I don’t press the accelerator and the brake at the same time...that’s just not something you do while commuting to work or driving to the store.

You lay the can on it’s side, lay the candle in it, and light the candle.  The flame heats up the can, which melts the ice around; and because of the shape, you can kind of tuck it up under the tire.

Eh; one of my customers had his 70th birthday coming up...his wife actually had a really cool idea of finding the same model bicycle they met on (he apparently met her by giving her a ride) and getting it fully-restored. The problem? It was beyond obsolete, and would cost about $40k to restore properly.

1. Type R? Nowhere. But I could take a sub $1k Integra and build it better than OEM.