This is like eating a mediocre chicken sandwich at a restaurant and then demanding you also be allowed to eat the beaks and feathers.

That’s the good thing about being Luke Cage, in addition to having an Excellent Halloween he’ll also have a Sweet Christmas.

Go fuck yourself.

“Coolest name drop” has to be Gordon Downie, right?

Troy McClure’s Greatest Hits

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

I can’t believe this needs to be said but: You ALWAYS turn the shower back to bath position because whomever reaches in to turn it on the NEXT time get’s blasted with either scalding or freezing water! IT’S COMMON DECENCY!

I’m looking forward to Fly-Fishing Wells. You can distinguish him from the other Wells by his fly fishing enthusiasm and accompanying hat.

Boltman can’t breathe! Oh no!

Boltman is thrusting in the direction of the problem!

Boltman says a lot of things...

And then he’s going to put Kawhi back in the next game, completely neglecting finding a cure for him. I imagine he will regret that later.

Gregg Popovich seems like the type of guy who, just for the fun of it, would keep Kawhi out due to a temporary bout of boneitis if this passes.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

To be fair, nobody expected anybody in America (or Canada, for that matter) to pay attention to the CFL. Martin Shkreli has been the starting QB for the Argos for the last 2 seasons.

Ah yes, protesting Santa. They must have been from the Philadelphia WBC branch.

See what I had theorized was that some people died and others didn’t and Ollie was so traumatized he was imagining himself in two different worlds where the people who were alive in world were dead in another.

Yup, re-watching it, you’re right. he totally froze. what a brutal defensive inning for Lopez (and, of course, awful pitching by Osuna).

It’s even crazier when you consider that the first dropped 3rd strike was to Kyle Schwarber, who runs like a stump. If that ball is even remotely playable, he doesn’t beat the throw. He later scored on a DIFFERENT wild pitch which, again, if Kyle Schwarber is killing you on the base paths, it’s not your inning.

the blue jays recorded two strike outs and a ground out in the bottom of the 10th while leading—and lost the game.