Nah, Matt Gaetz probably has something fancier than a Santa Fe.

You’re just engaging in whataboutism which is what Trump supporters do. There is no sliding scale of racism/bigotry and most people with a level of common decency hate what Trump stands for and they also hate for this anti semitic bigotry that Farrakhan stands for as well. If Nick Cannon wants to go down and in flames…

You do realize that Chinese Americans are different than Chinese citizens, right? Chinese Americans (and other Asian Americans) are suffering from xenophobic attacks and backlash even though a lot of them are 2nd, third, maybe even fourth generation Americans and have no connection to the policies and actions of China.

Or...we can walk, chew gum, self-isolate, donate, and cover multiple aspects of this crisis at the same damned time...but stay woke. https://www.theroot.com/less-than-a-third-of-american-workers-can-telework-and-1842425650

I’d pay $50 to watch a livestream of tiny acrobats kicking the shit out of Daniel Lamarre.

Every day that they’re not thrown in a volcano is a new opportunity. Look at the sunny side.

“Know the signs of a racist having a stroke.” - Surgeon General

I’m sorry but the Astros said that this is misleading and you are just trying to fabricate a story. They are actually up 2 games to none. THEY HAVE WIVES AND DAUGHTERS AND ARE PROGRESSIVE.

Also social imperative. You make a place worth living in by having schools worth staying in.

GANG THREATENS WOMAN FOR REPORTING THEIR CRIMES

“Khalil Mack Has Leg Amputated at Knee by Hidden Battleaxe, Still Strip-Sacks Jared Goff (UPDATE: He Grew Another Leg)“

Damn it, I thought it was what happened when six Mormons forced to live together stop being Polite Salt Lake and start being Real.

And I looked back and saw only one set of footprints in the sand, and I asked God, “Why, when I needed you most, why did you abandon me?” God replied, “No, Antonio, it was then that I carried you. Because you cryogenically froze your fucking feet. This was one month ago! How do you not remember this?”

I know exactly how Andrew Luck feels. I mean, I don’t have a degree from Stanford or a bunch of athletic ability or millions of dollars or a super-high IQ. But I have been booed by people in Indianapolis. And my boss does a lot of drugs.

I refuse to believe Sidney Crosby is cool enough to do drugs. 

Seattle is the only team that I despise soley based on its fanbase:

Joule thief!

As a Bears fan living in NJ, missing a Bears game is no big deal because I can just watch them all play again 4 years later as Jets.

Friendship with Odell ended. Fawn is new best friend. 

This is actually leaked footage from Bambi 3. Bambi’s mom doesn’t die, but gets drafted by the Browns, which seems somehow sadder.