Re: Ash - am I just experiencing some weird deja vu, or did that exact write-up appear in a Morning Spoilers post a week or 2 ago? I swear to god I’ve read that exact paragraph (or something very close to it) before.

pioneering health and beauty company which promises to keep its clients looking young forever

I thought it was Walter Peckerless?

Per NASA, the very edge of our solar system - way beyond Pluto and other dwarf planets and exoplanets, to the edges of the Oort cloud - is ~1.85 light-years away from Earth. Pluto is a few light-hours away. Mars is between 3 and 22 light-minutes from Earth (depending on orbital positions). 

During the Coruscant episode a few weeks ago, people insisted to me that Kane was perhaps the actual good one and was working for the New Republic for real. I feel like this episode kind of proves she’s absolutely not. Her sketchy looks, her reverse psychology, and the way she holds herself are just not right. Giving…

I would watch the shit out of that. It wouldn’t be a good movie but it’d probably be entertaining, especially if Steve Zahn also returns as Al Giordino.

That “B team” suggestion has a very Lower Decks vibe to it, which I dig

I know for a fact that I watched at least the first episode or 2 of that show but I could not for the life of me tell you anything about it

I actually think there are multiple cases where the CW version is better than the DCEU version. In addition to Grant Gustin’s Flash being better than Ezra Miller’s; I’d also say that the CW / Arrowverse versions of Deathstroke, Deadshot, and the Atom just for starters are superior to their DCEU counterparts

Literally came into the comments section to say this exactly. Spiders don’t sting, title makes no fucking sense

I am pretty sure that the Empire disagrees

This is the correct take

To be fair, IMO the final season of Arrow was actually pretty good; it was like 90% fan service and wrapping up storylines, which theoretically shouldn’t be very difficult to do well, but lots of shows fuck it up so credit where credit is due.

I’m seeing a lot of comments about the need for improved public education around things like financial literacy, which would certainly be beneficial, but can we focus for a moment on that paltry $9M fine? With their current business practices, TitleMax achieves about $1bn in annual revenues, which means that $9M fine…

Patrick Warburton - Galactus

1 tweak - the untested robots are being brought in not to make the mall a “must-see venue” but as an extreme cost-cutting measure so that they don’t have to employ anyone.

Same sort of thing with the trailer for 1917. All of the trailers made it seem like Dean-Charles Chapman was the lead, but his character dies in the first act.

Aw man, I had forgotten that Ray Liotta died

Meanwhile, Suspiria remake director Luca Guadagnino revealed he’s potentially interested in directing a “very scary” reboot of The Mummy