8. If all I can see is your face – you need to cut the eye holes smaller.

Hi, long-time listener, first-time caller. There is no quarterback controversy because da Bears have a quarterback, and his name is Mick Trabinksi. I haven’t seen a guy trow like dat since McCown was QB—and we woulda won a Super Bowl if he had stayed on the team, but dat’s anudder story. You can’t have what’s-his-name…

This scenario would also work to point out the critical difference between Cersei and Danaerys. One knows how to take advice and seeks it out and the other doesn’t. Danaerys is entitled, but she doesn’t think she knows everything. Cersei always finds ways to not question her own judgment.

Actually there is a scientific basis for crystal healing. Generally the effects are more subtle, but you have to activate the crystals properly. First, take the amethyst and soak it in water for 1 hour. Then, take some olive oil or coconut oil (only the organic kind will work) and cover the amethyst. Then, take the…

People saying this is convenient or a conspiracy are idiots. Seriously.
1 - Because it’s not convenient for two reasons: Cap recapture and losing one of the team’s best players, a guy who would be team captain in maybe any other team except the Penguins.
2 - People with no medical knowledge have absolutely no idea how…

A close second is appliances crapping out when we’re hosting, or something like the upstairs shitter flooding through to the kitchen while company is over.

The house next door turning into a fraternity with no Zac Efron

It was on television. If you’re that hung up about every little spoiler, then turn off your TV, get off the internet, and, just to be safe, why don’t you go off the grid completely.

From: Julio Chavez
To: Albert Burneko

Albert, can you tell us more about your clam?

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

That movie was criminally slept on. I want to fight the marketing team.

Sad how soft modern hockey players have become.

It’s Christopher Eccleston in the vault.

From one Indians fan to another, shut the fuck up.

Before anyone brings up “Well what about the Fighting Irish?”

Why doesn’t the NBA mind the player-for-a-day thing when it comes to Derrick Rose?

Oh, c’mon, you can’t tell what’s going on here? It’s SO OBVIOUS. It’s clearly a conspiracy! WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

Typical socialist Europeans giving something away for free that you could easily charge extra for.

Thank goodness you take the time to write these posts up, James. Otherwise the people who haven’t watched the series in the past two or three years wouldn’t have the opportunity to show us how little they care about it by posting here to say so.