“Truth is, the only person who’s life is at risk is Kats himself, said Dawkins, who prints and makes shirts for Katsandris.

The world was built by intense weirdos. We stand on the shoulders of weird giants.

You can’t really dress up as an Indian or cowboy anymore, and recently a lot of the public has turned on the police. There just aren’t a lot of good options left.

I’d also add the whole bit about its current head coach referencing Penn State’s Big Ten championship as part of the “healing process.” Also when the students held a pep rally to celebrate the end of sanctions a few years back...that was a nice flavor of hideous.

The Cubs will use this to draft prospects with really tight ligaments after bone breaks. I saw a documentary about twenty years ago that showed one such case.

It’s been less than 48 hours and the parade hasn’t even concluded, and people are already saying this shit. Anybody already saying Cubs fans should shut up is far more annoying than Cubs fans.

Knoblauch used to flash that same smile throwing to first, knowing he was making some lucky fan’s day with a free souvenir.

They switched leagues and became the Phoenix Coyotes.

“a mummified Peyton Manning”

Sure he did, cry and promise not to tell anyone.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Can we stop disparaging coke users by linking them to Donald Trump?

Bradford was very good, but the bigger story is how bad the Packers are now.

“It appears that the cat burglar was caught...by the very people who were trying to catch him.”

Also, abortion vendor? Like someone just walks up and puts a few quarters in and BOOM out pops an abortion? I know that isn’t always what that word means, but that’s how I pictured it in my head.

So what happens if you wear the ring with a pair of sweatpants? Do the conflicting maintenance-level-indicators create a rip in the time-space continuum, negating the need for steady employment?

a) love the username- Venture Brothers is very very funny

This guy deserves the harshest punishment available in the football world; become a coach for the Cleveland Browns

“You can take the Rams out of Missouri, but you can’t take Missouri out of the Rams.”