Kale. Kale is the worst vegetable. It has the taste and texture of fabric.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

Deadshot was in an explosion. He can come back from that. No big.

Family Circus and Marmaduke are two of the worst things in human history, non-murder/war division.

It’s not like he was treated badly by the kidnappers, though. They let him grab his house keys and use the restroom before they made him get the cash.

Proof of knowledge cannot melt a statue.

Based on this image I think construction of a shoulder, bicep, and elbow for his right arm would be a better start.

This is why we need to teach critical thinking skills in schools.

“Rep. Pete Sessions (R-Texas) - Because one can only be Gay OR Latino, but not both.

I fully expect Nick Saban to come down hard on these two men and dock them a full game’s pay.

He violated one of the unwritten rules by hitting a home run while a member of the San Diego Padres.

This idea is amazing. It would simultaneously cut 60% of the league’s revenue while also making the playoffs completely anticlimactic. What I’m saying is I think you’re inline to be the next NHL commissioner.

Per law, the dogs are required to use the bathroom that corresponds to their breed identity at birth. Which, for most breeds, is anywhere they damn well please.

I know how he feels. Smoking pot is likely what has kept me from getting drafted the past 5 years

Typical Deadspin, always sticking up for Cardinals fans, or as they call them around here “the greatest fans in baseball”. I’m sick of the pro-Cardinal bias of this place!

Here’s a tip from a dog lover for people who don’t own dogs. There were some basic mistakes by the players in this video. The dog is scared. If you are seen as a threat, the dog will not come. Don’t jog up to it and expect it not to cower when you clumsily grasp at it. Just wait for it to approach you while your hand…

Pant O’Mime was going to attend White Sox camp to appear at White Sox camp today, but Kenny Williams barred his son, Sweetchild O’Mime from the facilities. The younger O’Mime, with a tear in his eye, looked to his father and mouthed the words “Where do we go now?”

C’mon Barry, these uniforms will be lauded by bed wetters everywhere.