Nail Yakupov and Nazem Kadri: two hockey Muslims.

I worked for CSC for a long time. Casey was a great anchor, and Dan had a great sense of humour.

No means no Ben, you’re not playing.

Just change Europe to USA and Muslims to Irish and you could easily imagine this comment is from 1840.

The National Suicide Prevention Hotline can be reached at 1 (800) 273-8255.

Wow, not to be Debbie Downer here, but his career may the least of his worries. Femurs aren’t ribs or fibias, they snap usually when shit like an engine block is pushed into your lap or in a plane crash. Its one of the few bones in the body you could club somebody to death with plus its surrounded with a ton of muscle…

What, Samer?

The Blackhawks wouldn’t be so good if the other goalies would just make a few Soews.

You know, maybe it is just the audio aspect of it. I kind of agree. But I prefer a male voice, with more bass, with xenophobic opinions, who occasionally costs taxpayers millions of dollars in public funding for a failed video game, and doesn’t totally believe in evolution.

Anyone who eats at Waffle House at 2am pm is suspect. FTFY.

We need to put a wall between these players and the referees.

Just change it to the Fighting Sue and have your mascot dress up like Johnny Cash. Damn that was easy...

Strictly speaking, Boras is in the wrong here, since it's not his team to run. He's free to complain all he wants and try to influence Alderson, but if the Mets think their best chance of winning this season is Harvey for 125 pitches every 4th day, then too bad for him.

Bold statement.

They call them scalpers to honor them.

My submission and defense.

A hot dog.

You seem like the kind of person who’s unknowingly ingested gallons of bodily effluvia & floor sweepings over the years.