A Jay Gruden fat joke? Now that’s an offensive line that RGIII can really get behind.

But there was something different about Paul O’Neill. I can’t quite put my finger on it but he Worked hard, played Hard, was really Invested in the Team, and was Everything else you want in a teammate.

“You have to get in early before all the good, young tight ends are gone”
-J. Fogle

I can’t wait to see Pete Carroll sign IK Enemkpali because there is no way the second Jet ever hit #insidejob #thetruthisoutthere

I don’t think the inherently violent job of being an NFL player and your job creating TPS reports at a desk is an apples to apples comparison.

“The thing with Chip is he just doesn’t see you as a person. He sees you as a commodity.”

What your response really should have been:

It’s not even toasted you jort-wearing, plus-30 BMIed, cultural relic from the 1990s. It’s fucking deep fried, and it is totally medicore, just like your city and your fooball team.

Glendavis Glen Ross.

This film contributes to the greater good.

I express many thanks for awarding of American Cup of Hockey Award and am blessed for being straddled by the thighs of Chicago. Beneath the cheese I will glaze the ham, as was the old way.

I’m shocked that the Lightning kept playing Ben Bishop, even when he wasn’t able to move around in his own crease, instead of just putting in the kid Andrei Vasilevskiy.

Just so long as he tries to charge tourists $30 a piece.

In my opinion, Chris Christie is the ideal candidate to be our next President of these great United States.

You fucking bastard. There is not one single mention of Homeowners Associations on this entire goddamn list.

“We put a lot of time looking into character and factors that go into selection and retention of players. Color’s never been one of them. But since ‘black’ is by definition ‘the absence of color,’ we absolutely take it into consideration.”

In general, it’s best to believe the opposite of what Brian Engblom says.

David Kaplan is a Grade-A dipshit.

It’s not the watching that stuff that bothers me, it’s the fact that the winner of the previous 65 minutes of play is decided by that stuff.

Baltimore took this more seriously than domestic violence