My favorite feature of the Gingerbread Estate is how all of the gingerbread women hold their purses tightly if you add a chocolate cookie to the set

Well at least this settles the whole debate about whether D.C. is a Northern town or a Southern town . . . . putting your balls in the hands of your Cousins is a time-honored tradition in the South.

Later in life, by necessity, most quarterbacks end up surrounded by quarterback whisperers, since quarterback normal speaking volumers induce migraines and violent mood swings.

There are more sentences to be written about how bad the Cowboys defense played. For instance, this next one.

If Alshon keeps this up, ESPN's broadcast crew may finally realize his last name isn't Jefferies.

What follows is by no means an endorsement of Lee Harvey Oswald's action.

It's a real Snoop Doggy Dogg world sometimes Red Sox fans, it's a shame it seems like the Yankees have complete free rain on the free agent world. Cheer up though for all intensive purposes with the length of the contract in could be a blessing in the sky.

Cutest Idiot on the Field Nominee

All hail the MAC lineman. Not big enough to go to Ohio State, but big enough to stop by your house and collect your gambling losses.

It is comforting to know that thanks to modern technology, future Leigh Anns will instantaneously be able to know exactly how their athlete father's penises looked.

Joke's on you, Tom! I was crying at my desk before I watched this.

Has anyone optioned the movie rights yet for "Into Thin Air Bud?"

Wow
so mountain
very ice
is white
wow

However, if he were dancing to "I've Had the Time of My Life," it would mean he was actually born in Swayzeland ...

Can we all just pipe down on this scandal already?

Agreed. CFL culture isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Hope NFL culture is better than CFL culture.

A Marshall plan that aims to rebuild a group of people that's been devastated by trauma...REAL ORIGINAL, GUY.

C'mon man, you had staph RIGHT there!

I thought there was more dancing involved in someone getting served.