Because if one or several of the charges end up overturned (or lessened) on appeal he’s still got the rest hanging around his neck like a noose. I.E. in a hypothetical scenario where someone is sentenced to 3 consecutive life sentences, if for some reason 2 of those end up overturned there’d still be 1 life sentence…

Medical advances are immaterial in this instance, dude is going to be dead by suicide sooner rather than later once he comes to grips with the fact that he’s going to spend the rest of his life in solitary confinement. I give him 2 years, tops

This is just terrible advice. Sweet potatoes are disgusting and should never be eaten for any reason, let alone used to replace actually-good yukon gold or russet potatoes.

I found myself in a very similar situation several years ago, but it was very much my own fault and not the airline’s (though similarly to your story I had to give the airline my passport info so like your story you’d think that it’d give me some sort of warning when we booked, but whatever). A couple of weeks before…

They just got smoked at home by the fucking Bears. That should be cause to fire literally everyone in the building and maybe just fold the team. And this is coming from a Bears fan

Lifelong Bears fan here - what exactly do you mean by “now”?

Fuck that - mothers and fathers teach your sons not to be psycho creeps. This shit ain’t on the girls, she didn’t do anything wrong

Point of order - Jefferson Lastname Roman Numeral definitely has at least 1, probably 2 (or more) middle names that he absolutely includes.

Better yet - go the NHL route. Players are eligible for the draft at 18, but all the team that drafts them is really getting is their rookie deal rights. The player is still eligible to play in college without signing a contract with the NBA team, and so long as he’s playing college ball the NBA team retains (or can…

FWIW, aside from the occasional maybe-5-second spot at the very beginning imploring me to catch the show when it broadcasts on its normal time / day / channel, I’ve never encountered any ads on Hulu since going to the ad-free plan

This is a false narrative. The Bears, in fact, clowned themselves.

God I’m fucking jealous, why won’t the Bears give John Fox the same treatment? There is no fucking reason to not shitcan him right now, it doesn’t matter that the Bears have never fired a coach in-season before they’d also never hired a coach with previous (non-Bears) NFL head coaching experience before Fox and that…

“I am thankful that, despite his best efforts, your dumbass of a boss has thus far failed to get this country embroiled in a nuclear war”

The one thing that I’ve always found the most absurd in all of this (and there is certainly a lot to unpack) is that the rest of the league allowed him to continue refusing to broadcast home games after the lockout that wiped out the entire 2004-’05 season and resulted in the institution of a hard salary cap for the…

The German language actually already has 3 different gendered designations for words, not just 2 like romance languages - masculine, feminine and neutral

The fact that he ran specifically on the issue of gun control in her memory and won, in Virginia, against an incumbent with an A grade from the NRA, is just fucking awesome

I would have loved for the Bears to have signed Kaepernick instead of Mike fucking Glennon, but at this point since they’ve handed the reigns off to Trubisky I actually disagree with the Bears being on that list. I am by no means trying to proclaim that Trubisky is for sure the franchise-saving QB that the Bears have…

Oh god damnit now I have that song stuck in my head

Maybe it’s not so much the organization but the city of Cleveland that is the target of his ire?

Yeah that’s pleasant right up until Superman sidles up to the plane to watch you shit...