Considering that (at least through last season, not sure if they made any adjustments for 2015 after that whole idiotic mess) each team provides their own game balls for their offense to use for every single game from the first preseason game through the conference championships (with the SB being the lone exception)…

On that note, and with those annoying-ass Toyota commercials featuring receptionist Jan in mind, is there ever a time of year where it’s not Toyotathon?

First of all, who doesn’t tip for deliveries in non-inclement weather? Whether it’s sunny and dry or snowing like crazy, if you don’t tip your delivery drive you’re a piece of shit (this isn’t from experience, I’ve never been a delivery driver I’m just not a heartless asshole).

To be fair, the failure of that strategy was in large part due to most of the Browns’ enemies being in their own building

“Magical” QB + all-pro returner or not, the odds of getting into field goal range and stopping the clock to get the FG team onto the field with 22 seconds left on the clock and no timeouts are incredibly slim. Not impossible but highly highly unlikely even with in-their-primes Devin Hester as the return man and Joe…

I’m a Bears fan so I don’t have a horse in this race. I completely understand and sympathize with you Rams (and Chargers) fans who are losing your team. I’m certainly not going to tell you that your feelings of anger, frustration, hurt, etc. are not completely justified, particularly considering things like Kroenke…

No, usually the rich get that way by inheriting a metric fuckton of money

The monkey’s paw that had been passed on from the 2013 Leafs to the 2013-14 Avs to the 2014-15 Flames is now in the possession of the 2015-16 Panthers. Something tells me that the Panthers will follow a similar arc to those 3 teams, which just makes the extensions just handed out to GM Dale Tallon and head coach…

I’m not a lawyer, so there’s a good chance I’m mistaken, but I’m fairly certain that regardless of what the letter that Sarkisian signed actually says he doesn’t have a case. According to the ADA website under the question “Are alcoholics covered by the ADA?” the answer is yes, but “an employer can discipline,…

That father actually saved his daughter from potentially being influenced by by a woman who clearly had a stick surgically implanted 3 feet up her ass by nipping the friendship in the bud.

I’m glad they figured it out and made the call, but how the fuck did the ref that was 2 feet away not throw his flag immediately?

Replace decapitations with lynchings and you’re describing to a T what the KKK tried to do, you fucking idiot

The benefit is that millions of people who want nothing more than to live their lives in peace would be able to do so instead of being sent back to Syria to die. The benefit is that we don’t let ISIS be proven right that Europe and America simply hate all Muslims. The benefit is that we have the ability to prove that…

Did you miss out on literally all of elementary school?!?

Wow, there’s just so much stupid to unpack here in such a short comment.

Nick Foles is Matt Cassel v 2.0 - backup QB who plays nearly a full season after the starter goes down for the season early, is ridiculously successful in that season, and parlays that into fooling multiple head coaches and GM’s into thinking that he’s actually a legitimate NFL starting QB for long enough that he gets…

Didn’t the Browns get a first round pick out of Indy for Richardson? I mean it wasn’t as high of a pick as the one originally used to take him since Indy made the playoffs that year, but it was still a first rounder

Not going to lie, somewhat surprised that the parents / coaches didn’t instruct the kids to just start pelting the helicopter with soccer balls and tell the pilot to get it the fuck off the field if he didn’t like it.

Honest question because I don’t watch the Lions much. Johnson’s numbers seem to have been declining a bit the last couple of seasons, with fewer receptions and most notably if the season were to end today he’d have the lowest yards per catch number of his career by nearly a full yard. Is this due entirely to having a…

Obviously the best move for the Ford family right now would be to re-hire Matt Millen