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Unrelated, but sort of related: does anyone else experience wildly un-Jezebel ads appearing below every article? This is the one that is appearing for me directly underneath the comments section right now. UGHGHHH

Or, um, fortunate?

I think you mean Alyson Hannigan (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

Ostrich Travel Light! You can find it here for $39.99. It looks a little dorky, but it’s incredibly soft and lightweight. You can adjust/tighten it so it goes over your eyes or have it around your neck to rest on. It’s great for airplanes and resting against/on windows.

Ostrich Travel Light! You can find it here for $39.99. It looks a little dorky, but it’s incredibly soft and…

It’s absolutely ludicrous that they had to do this. And as several people in the comments on their blog post have already noted, it would be cool if they had even more episodes about women, because women (and people of color, obviously) are precisely what’s missing in history class! TRACY & HOLLY 4EVER.

Despite his comments about at least two of his daughters (Tiffany here, the comments about Ivanka saying “If she weren’t my daughter...”), I actually don’t think he wants to have sex with his own children. Rather, I think he believes that the highest compliment you can give a woman is to call her fuckable. Which leads…

Some fun facts about skyr!

The way they process skyr makes it taste sweeter than typical yogurt without added sugar, that’s part of the whole point of it.

Mr Tardis is Icelandic. Skyr IS NOT yogurt. Icelanders get very upset if you say it is. Also, they are very pissed right now, I love that the Icelanders protest and actually do something about their corrupt politicians. If we find out any US government officials are involved, we just go back to playing candy crush and…

Well natural and homeopathic are two totally different things. ‘Natural’ medicine can be extremely harmful because it’s not regulated in any way and nobody knows what exactly the components of it do. Homeopathic medicine is probably not going to hurt you because the entire theory behind homeopathic medicine is to…

He was THE top male model for a very long time. I remember meeting him at a party about 20 years ago, and I couldn’t even look at him he was so beautiful. I’ve seen him at some events in Toronto lately, and he’s still fine as hell. So yes, would.

It would be amazing if you had discovered a new way of cooking turkeys that achieved faster or better results. “Heat at 1000 degrees for 30 minutes, then lower temperature to 325 and roast for 30 more minutes.”

Ah, a mere cat.

When we pulled it out of the oven, it was something like 3/4 undercooked and 1/4 overcooked. My mom put some foil around it and cooked it the rest of the way. It turned out OK; I wouldn’t recommend this method, but it wasn’t ruined. It wan’t even especially dry.

Avocado ice cream sounds delicious.

Me too. How many other actually tried to start their own babysitters club?

Why is nobody worried about the risks associated with this? If I’m in France and need a blood transfusion, I could get gay blood and turn gay. Although, I guess if I have to become gay somewhere, France is the place to be.

I am intensely fascinated to learn how you time traveled here from 1933.